--- Penerjemah: Rizal Adam --- E-mail: rizaladam@yahoo.com
Baiklah. Giliranku. Aku punya teka-teki.
Bagus, tapi apa bisa sedikit lebih menantang kali ini?
Baik. Dengarkan.
Aku mengintai dengan mata kecilku...
...sesuatu yang berwarna kuning...
...bulat dan makan titik-titik.
Kau serius, Ralph?
Ya, serius. Kau tidak bisa menebaknya.
Sudah jelas jawabannya Pac-Man.
Tidak, itu bukan... Kenapa sejelas itu?
Sebut satu hal lain lagi di semua arkade ini...
...yang berwarna kuning, bulat dan memakan titik-titik.
Ada dua. Ibu Pac-Man dan Bayi Pac-Man.
Aku terima permintaan maafmu.
Ya, kau benar. Baiklah. Tapi apa benar Pac-Man?
Ya, kau benar.
Sudah kuduga. Baiklah, tebaklah ini...
...apa menurutmu Zangief memakai wax?
Tidak mungkin. Lihatlah dia. Dia mirip Yeti.
Entahlah. Jika bulunya hanya di bagian dada...
...mungkin aku setuju...
...tapi lihat bulu di tulang kering...
...yang keluar dari sepatu botnya.
Itu tidak kebetulan, Ralph. Itu pilihan.
Kau benar sekali, Nak.
Tubuhnya yang tak berbulu seperti bayi.
Masalah selesai.
Aku terpukau!
Ayo kita cari root beer.
Baiklah, tunjukkan kemampuanmu, Nak.
Sendawa yang bagus. Baiklah.
Kurasa ada satu lagi.
- Menjijikkan. - Terima kasih.
Hei, mau menyusup ke Tron?
Bukankah gim itu ada virusnya?
Tidak, Kurasa mereka sudah memperbaikinya.
Aku akan mengalahkan rekor kecepatanku!
Hei, tunggu aku!
BAHAYA AREA TERINFEKSI, AWAS!
- Ralph. - Ya?
Kurasa mereka belum memperbaiki gimnya.
Benar.
Tolong!
Hei, Tron!
Tronny!
Tronny kawan!
Tolong!
Kau sadar bahwa kita pada dasarnya adalah nol dan satu...
...melayang di alam semesta seperti setitik debu?
Apakah keberadaan kita membuatmu berpikir...
...jika kehidupan kita lebih dari ini?
Untuk apa aku memikirkan itu...
...bila saat ini hidupku sempurna?
Tentu. Memang kelihatannya tidak bagus.
Aku hanya penjahat di gim video lama yang merusak bangunan.
Ya, selama 27 tahun...
...aku adalah pecundang tanpa teman.
Tapi kini, aku punya seorang sahabat..
...yang kebetulan anak paling keren di seluruh arkade.
- Terima kasih, Kawan. - Lihat ini.
Home run!
Baik, ayo kita lihat matahari terbit.
Kau serius mengatakan bahwa tidak ada sedikit pun...
...dalam hidupmu yang ingin kau ubah?
Pikirkanlah.
Kau dan aku bisa bermain sepanjang malam.
Litwak muncul, kita bekerja, kita beraksi.
Lalu arkade tutup dan kita bisa bermain lagi.
Satu-satunya yang ingin aku ubah...
...adalah tidak perlu bekerja.
Selain itu, tak ada yang ingin kuubah.
Hei, ke mana matahari terbit kita?
Baiklah, mari kita colokkan.
Itu peringatan stop kontak.
Litwak sudah lama tidak memasang gim baru.
- Ayo kita lihat! - Ya!
Permisi. Darurat ringan.
Hei, Felix, Calhoun, gim apa yang dipasang?
Ralph, Sonic pikir itu mesin pinball yang baru.
Bagaimana menurutmu, Sayang?
Aku bertaruh itu mesin pengukur tekanan darah.
Anak-anak suka itu.
Kumohon itu gim balapan.
"Whiffee"? Atau, "Wifey"?
Entah itu bola wiffle, atau gim perjodohan.
Itu bacanya "Wi-Fi," Ralph.
- Ya, itu kataku. - Wi-Fi adalah Internet...
...yang merupakan komunitas jaringan...
...tempat manusia belanja...
...bermain gim dan bersosialisasi.
Asyik!
Tidak.
Tulisannya "Wi-Fi."
Seharusnya ditulis "Die-Fi."
Aku sedikit bergurau.
Tapi serius, Internet bukanlah lelucon.
Ini baru, berbeda, oleh sebab itu kita seharusnya takut.
Jadi jangan dekat-dekat, dan pergilah bekerja.
Arkade sudah mau dibuka.
Akhirnya ada sesuatu yang baru...
...dan kita tidak diperbolehkan masuk ke sana.
Sungguh tidak adil.
Gim balapan baru pastinya menyenangkan.
Ada masalah dengan gimmu?
Tidak.
Tapi semua babak tambahan sudah terbuka.
Aku tahu setiap jalan pintas.
Aku ingin sekali lintasan baru.
Lintasan baru? Kau sudah punya tiga pilihan.
Ya, aku tahu, tapi kau tak ingin hal yang baru dan berbeda...
- ...di dalam gimmu? - Tidak.
Sungguh? Sepakat untuk berbeda pendapat.
Tunggu, aku tidak mau berbeda pendapat.
Tidak. Itu hanya ungkapan bahwa kita tak perlu berdebat.
Kita berdebat? Aku tidak mau berdebat.
Tenang. Tak usah dipermasalahkan.
Pergilah bekerja. Sampai nanti malam, Badan Bau.
Baiklah.
Dia menginginkan lintasan baru, akan kuberikan itu.
"KEMBALIAN"
Ayo, Nafisa! Ayo kita main Sugar Rush!
Pilih Vanellope, Swati.
Dia punya kekuatan super terhebat.
Ya, si cacat program. Aku suka dia.
Para pengemudi, nyalakan mesin kalian.
Kau akan kalah hari ini, Putri.
Secara teknis aku memang seorang putri, Taffyta...
...tapi kau anggap saja aku Vanellope biasa...
...si pembalap yang akan mengalahkanmu.
Tiga, dua, satu, mulai!
Permisi, aku mau lewat.
Satu, dua, tiga permen bola seperti biasa.
Ya, aku suka saat dia mengalami cacat program.
Permisi. Aku pasti tertidur.
Senangnya. Aku akan menang.
Vanellope jauh memimpin. Kini tak ada yang bisa mengejarnya.
Dia pasti suka ini.
Tepat waktu.
Apa?
"Mencari sesuatu yang baru..."
"...dan berbeda?"
"Maka lewati lintasan ini."
Ralph, kau memang hebat.
Aku punya sedikit waktu untuk memutar.
Lihat, kurasa aku membuka lintasan yang baru.
Aku belum pernah lihat itu.
"JALAN BERBATU"
Ini keren!
- Terima kasih, Ralph! - Terima kasih kembali!
Kembalilah ke lintasan, Swati.
Kau akan kalah.
Tak bisa. Ini jalan sendiri.
"RAWA COKELAT PANAS'
Kenapa dengan gim ini?
Apa?
Tidak!
Nak!
Gawat!
Nak! Nak!
Nak. Maaf, kau tak apa-apa?
Ya ampun.
Lintasan yang keren!
Terima kasih, Ralph! Terima kasih!
Terima kasih kembali!
Kau tahu aku sangat serius bertugas sebagai pahlawanmu.
Tunggu.
Kau serius jadi pahlawan?
Vanellope, kemarilah.
Kita ada masalah.
Tn. Litwak, pembalap Vanellope ada masalah...
...dan kurasa mungkin aku terlalu keras memutar kemudinya.
Aku sungguh minta maaf.
Tak apa-apa, Swati.
Kurasa aku bisa memasangnya.
- Apa yang kau lakukan, Ralph? - Tidak ada.
Jangan ganggu dia.
Dia hanya coba membuat gim ini lebih seru.
Ya, tenang saja, Taffyta. Litwak akan memperbaikinya.
Baiklah, kupasang...
Baik. Masih tidak masalah.
Dia akan pesan kemudi yang baru.
Aku mau pesan yang baru...
...tapi perusahaan pembuat Sugar Rush...
...sudah lama bangkrut.
Aku bisa mencarinya di Internet.
- Ide bagus. - Aku juga.
Semoga berhasil, itu bagai mencari jarum dalam..
Aku temukan satu! Di eBay!
Sungguh? Bagaimana bisa?
Lihat? Anak-anak itu bisa mengatasinya.
Mereka akan dapatkan kemudi baru dari eBoy.
Yang benar saja? Berapa harganya?
Harganya lebih besar dari penghasilan gim ini dalam setahun.
Aku benci mengatakannya...
...tapi pemulung kenalanku akan datang hari Jumat...
...dan ini waktunya menjual Sugar Rush untuk suku cadang.
Dia mau ke mana?
Litwak akan mematikan gim ini.
Pergi dari sini! Lari, cepat!
Ayo, lari!
- Ayo! - Lari!
Beri jalan!
Ya, kau dengar dia, beri jalan!
Berhenti! Jangan berlari!
Kenapa kalian keluar dari gim?
Arkade sudah buka!
Sugar Rush akan dimatikan.
- Kita jadi tunawisma! - Ya, kita jadi tunawisma!
Apa yang akan kita lakukan?
Kalian tenanglah. Kendalikan diri kalian.
Aku tidak mau tak punya gim.
Pencabutan. Astaga.
Belum pernah ada karakter tak punya gim sebanyak ini...
...sejak Space Invaders ditutup.
Kami akan tinggal di mana?
Kalian boleh di sini sampai arkade tutup...
...lalu kita pikirkan ke mana kalian semua akan ditaruh.
Baiklah.
Ini dia.
Aku menjarah kulkas Gene.
Kabar baiknya, dia punya pai.
Aku juga ambil bantalnya dan lain-lainnya.
Kita bisa membuat benteng di sini, atau seperti asrama.
Atau kita bisa gunakan bantal ini...
Jika ditumpuk dengan benar...
...bisa menjadi iglo dari bantal.
Seperti iglo bantal. Bantal iglo!
Bagaimana, Nak? Benteng, asrama, atau pilihan terbaik, bantal iglo?
Aku tak percaya aku tidak punya gim lagi.
Apa yang akan kulakukan seharian?
Apa? Ayolah, kau bercanda?
Kau tidur, tidak bekerja...
...lalu ikut aku ke Tapper's setiap malam.
Aku baru saja menggambarkan surga.
- Tapi aku cinta gimku. - Ayolah.
Kau bilang lintasan-lintasannya terlalu mudah.
Bukan berarti aku tidak mencintainya.
Ya, tentu, memang mudah ditebak...
...tapi tetap aku masih tak tahu apa yang terjadi dalam balapan.
Itu perasaan...
...tidak tahu apa yang akan terjadi selanjutnya.
Itu intinya. Itu membuatku merasa hidup.
Jika aku bukan pembalap, Ralph...
...aku ini apa?
- Kau sahabatku. - Itu tidak cukup.
Hei.
Aku cuma...
Maaf, aku tahu sikapku aneh...
...mungkin aku ingin sendirian saat ini.
Baiklah.
Nanti kita bertemu di Tapper's.
Kalau kau mau.
Baiklah, kami dapatkan rumah baru...
...untuk sebagian besar para rekan dari Sugar Rush...
...dan kami harap beberapa dari kalian mau membuka pintu...
...dan hati bagi yang membutuhkan.
Kurasa zaitun hijau besar itu cocok dengan dekorasi rumahku.
Aku bola asam.
Pengemis tak bisa memilih, bukan?
- Ayo, Bumbu. - Baiklah.
Bagus. Tinggal para pembalap.
- Kami menggemaskan. - Tentu.
Jadi, ada yang mau terima?
Siapa saja?
Felix, aku tahu kita tak pernah membahas untuk punya keluarga, tapi...
Aku tahu, rasanya seperti...
...melakukan sesuatu dengan nekat dan tanpa rencana.
Felix dan aku akan menampung mereka.
Bisa bicara dengan kalian berdua?
Aku mengerti. Kalian sudah menikah enam tahun...
...kalian menginginkan suasana baru...
...tapi percayalah, mengadopsi 15 anak...
...adalah suasana yang salah.
Mereka adalah anak-anak liar.
Maaf, Tuan, tapi anak-anak itu bagaikan domba.
Domba kecil tersesat yang membutuhkan dua gembala yang baik hati.
Benar.
Lagi pula, memang seberapa sulitnya jadi orang tua?
Perlakukan anak-anak seperti sahabat...
...beri apa yang mereka inginkan...
...dan cintai mereka.
- Bukan begitu, Tammy? - Benar sekali.
Ayo ambil.
Cari lilinmu sendiri.
Ibu, kenapa TV-mu yang payah hanya punya satu saluran?
Aku benci mengatakan sudah kubilang...
Aduh!
Hei, Tapper?
Tidak, Ralph. Aku tidak melihat Vanellope.
Tidak sejak terakhir kali kau menanyaiku 30 detik yang lalu.
Maaf. Aku hanya mencemaskannya.
Dia menjadi sangat aneh, dan bersikap tidak percaya diri.
Dan dia bilang...
...menjadi temanku tidak cukup baginya.
Tidak cukup? Aku teman yang hebat!
Bukan begitu, Tapper? Benar?
Maaf. Siapa yang bersikap tak percaya diri?
Ralph, ayolah.
Anak itu baru kehilangan gimnya. Beri dia waktu.
- Rupanya kau... - Hei, Ralph.
Hei, Felix. Sejak kapan kau minum root beer?
Sejak malam ini.
Ya, aku mengerti, Kawan.
Dengar. Seharusnya ini untuk Vanellope.
Tapi kau boleh ambil. Sepertinya dia tidak datang.
Terima kasih.
Aku terus berpikir bahwa semua kekacauan ini...
...sebagian adalah salahku.
Begitulah. Ketika hidupku terasa sempurna.
Hidupku juga.
Tapi kini aku ayah dari 15 anak.
Bukankah itu anugerah?
Eeeee-oh-boy!
Tunggu. Kau bilang apa, Felix?
Bukankah itu anugerah?
Bukan, suara aneh yang tadi.
Eeeee-oh-boy?
Ya. Eee-oh...
Maaf, ulangi lagi?
- Eeeee-oh-boy. - Eeeee-oh-boy!
- Eee-oh-boy! - Eee-boy! Ulangi lagi?
- Eeeee-oh-boy! - Eeeee-oh-boy.
- Eeeee-oh-boy... - eboy! eboy! eboy!
- eboy? eboy? - eboy.
Ya.
Apa maksudmu, Ralph?
Anak di arkade bilang ada suku cadang kemudi...
...di Internet, namanya eboy atau...
...eBay! Itu dia, namanya eBay!
Ralph, kau mau ke Internet dan menemukan suku cadang itu?
Mendapatkan itu adalah satu-satunya cara...
...yang bisa memperbaiki gimnya dan hanya itulah...
...yang akan membuat Vanellope senang lagi.
Dan jika Sugar Rush diperbaiki...
...anak-anak menyenangkan yang tinggal di rumahku...
...dan merusak kewarasanku akan kembali ke rumah mereka lagi!
Ralph, ini misi penting. Misi yang mulia!
- Akan kutangani selama kau pergi. - Terima kasih, Kawan.
Ralph, bagaimana tagihannya? Kau belum bayar minumannya.
Felix yang akan bayar.
Minuman gratis, semuanya! Felix yang traktir.
Shoryuken!
Eeeee-oh-boy.
Ralph, kenapa kau ini?
Mulailah mengaduk mentega...
...dan pakai sepatu gerejamu, Kawan...
...karena kita akan berangkat!
Apa maksudmu?
- Kita akan ke Internet. - Apa?
Ya, mencari suku cadang untuk memperbaiki gimmu.
Tidak mungkin!
Ya, mungkin aku bilang saja...
"Kita akan ke Internet." Kita akan ke Internet!
Ya, benar!
Hei, Surge, senang melihatmu.
Kami mau melaporkan penyimpangan di Whac-A-Mole.
Ya, ada beberapa berandalan yang membuat keributan di sana.
Itu takkan terjadi selama aku bertugas.
Terima kasih atas informasinya.
Jadi, kita tinggal mencari tempat eboy ini.
- eBay. - Benar, eBay.
Kita ke sana, dapatkan roda kemudinya...
...lalu mengirimnya ke Litwak sebelum hari Jumat.
Dia akan memperbaiki gimmu. Semuanya kembali seperti semula.
Bahagia selama-lamanya.
Ini ide yang mengejutkan, tapi idemu bagus, Ralph.
Jangan tersinggung.
- Aku tahu. Tidak diambil hati. - Ini dia.
Ibu-ibu dan bapak-bapak, anak-anak...
...kupersembahkan Internet!
Internet tidak sehebat seperti yang Sonic ceritakan.
Ya, harus kuakui, aku biasa saja.
Ke mana mereka menaruh eBay?
Entahlah. Halo, ada orang di sini?
Siapa saja? Halo! Kami mencari eBay!
Kau dengar itu, Nak? Gema yang keren.
Coba lihat ini.
Hoolie-hoo! Hoolie-hoo!
Baiklah, menghubungkan ke jaringan.
Berhasil.
Kata sandi "skor tertinggi" dengan nol bukannya "o."
Ya. Dan kita terhubung ke jaringan.
Hoolie-hoo!
Hoolie-hoolie-hoo!
Ralph, lihat.
Keren. Lampu suasana hati.
Itu gremlin! Menjauhlah! Itu gremlin!
Mirip seperti Tn. Litwak kecil.
Alamat IP 415-1037-483.
Keren! Ayo, Ralph, kita ikuti dia!
Tunggu aku! Nak, kembali! Tunggu!
- Hei! Jangan pergi tanpaku! - Alamat IP 415-1037-483.
Vanellope!
Aku tak bisa bernapas. Aku tidak muat.
Ya! Asyik!
"Pusat Hiburan Keluarga Litwak Arkade Kini Dengan WIF1"
Nak!
Ralph! Bukankah ini hebat?
Tidak!
"TERMINAL OPTIK"
Tidak, tidak, tidak.
- Astaga! - Wah!
Nak, kurasa kita tidak di Litwak lagi.
Jelas tidak, Kawan.
Kita sudah di Internet! Ayo, Ralph!
Astaga! Lihat semua ini.
Wah. Ini keajaiban terindah yang pernah kulihat.
Tapi besar sekali. Sungguh sangat luas.
Bagaimana bisa menemukan eBay di tempat ini?
Hei, Nak. Jangan khawatir.
Pasti ada seseorang yang bisa memberikan petunjuk arah.
Lihat pria telur kecil itu.
Dia pakai topi seperti yang dikenakan orang pintar.
Pasti dia bisa membantu kita. Ayo.
Selamat datang di kolom pencarian, Nyonya.
Semoga kau bisa menemukan sarapan burrito yang memuaskan...
...berdasarkan hasil pencarian yang kusediakan hari ini.
Apa yang KnowsMore bisa bantu carikan untukmu?
Di mana aku bisa temukan celana...
Celana pendek? Celana ketat? Celana panjang?
...balet?
Ukuran kecil untuk anak perempuan.
Kini Madeline kecil ingin mencoba balet, ya?
Semoga ini bertahan lama dari sepakbola.
Aku dapat 23 juta hasil pencarian untuk celana balet, ukuran kecil.
Menarik, bukan?
Mengarahkan ke DesmondsTutus.com.
Mereka tidak pernah berterima kasih. Halo, Tuan.
Menarik, kau tidak punya riwayat pencarian.
Mari kita mulai satu untukmu.
Apa yang KnowsMore bisa bantu carikan untukmu?
- Um... - Umpama. Umbi.
- Umbul. Uma Thurman. - Bukan.
Bukan Bahtera Nuh. Bukan Main. Bukan Nordstrom.
Ergonomis. Urban Outfitters. Urkel, diperankan oleh Jaleel White.
Sepertinya Humpty Dumpty ini kacau.
Orang ini sedikit gila.
Kurasa dia coba menebak kau mau bilang apa.
Ya, maaf, pengisian otomatisku sedang agresif hari ini.
Biar kucoba. Kemudi Sugar Rush di eBay.
Aku hanya menemukan satu hasil pencarian untukmu.
Menarik.
KEMUDI "SUGAR RUSH" Tinggal Satu
- Apa? Bagaimana kau bisa... - Internet sangat intuitif.
- Terima kasih, Tn. KnowsMore. - Terima kasih kembali.
Mengarahkan ke eBay.
Aku suka dia. Gadis yang menyenangkan.
Kecepatan akan melambat sampai kurang dari tiga megabita per detik.
"DISTRIK MEDIA SOSIAL"
Wah, kurasa kita tahu di mana tempat mencari kacamata.
Ada satu gedung penuh dengan kacamata.
Itu dia! eBay!
"Selamat Datang di eBay"
Ralph, kita sungguh melakukannya. Kita akan menyelamatkan gimku.
Sudah kubilang jangan khawatir.
Kita harus tetap fokus pada sasaran.
Singkirkan lemak perut dengan trik aneh ini.
Aku suka trik aneh.
- Ibu rumah tangga mau menemuimu. - Benarkah?
- Selamat, kau menang! - Sungguh?
Sepuluh bintang kecil ini di penjara. Nomor enam akan mencengangkanmu.
- Sepertinya menarik. - Mau kaya dengan main gim video?
Klik di sini untuk cari tahu caranya.
Ralph, ayo!
Ada banyak hal keren di sini.
Aku di sini jika kau berubah pikiran, Kawan.
Bagaimana denganmu, Nona? Mau kaya dengan main gim video?
Hadirin sekalian, barang berikutnya...
...lukisan beludru hitam anak kucing yang bersedih.
Lelang dimulai dengan harga 49.99 dolar.
850 untuk berang-berang cantik yang diawetkan...
...menggunakan pinggul buatan...
...dan lelang dibuka dengan harga 10 dolar. Ada 20?
Ada 350? Siapa yang mau 350? 50, 50, 50 sekarang.
- Siapa yang menawar 350? - 400!
Sekali, dua kali dan terjual!
Keripik tortila berbentuk seperti...
...megabintang Beyonce Knowles terjual senilai 400 dolar.
Hore! Senang sekali.
Kau mengerti permainan ini?
Kita hanya meneriakkan angka paling besar...
...dan kau memenangkan barangnya.
Kurasa gim Qbert yang aneh. Nak, naiklah ke sini...
...dan lihat di mana tempat kemudi itu disimpan.
Ada banyak koleksi olahraga.
Pakaian bayi besar bernama "lingerie."
Ke kanan.
Ada deretan berisi rongsokan gim video lama.
Itu di sana! Aku melihatnya!
Ada orang lain yang coba memenangkannya.
Ayo! Cepat!
Ada yang menawar 275.
Dengan 30 detik yang tersisa, ada yang menawar 275.
Minggir! Hei!
- Itu punya kami! Minggir! - Ada yang menawar 300?
- Aku tawar 300! - Ada yang menawar 300!
Ada 305? 305? Ada yang menawar 305?
- 305. - 305, ada yang tawar 310?
- Ada yang bisa tawar 310? - 310.
- 315. - 320.
325.
Orang ini hebat.
Dia terus menyebutkan angka dengan mudahnya.
Ada 325. Ada yang menawar 350?
- 350? 350? - Perhatikan ini.
1.000!
Kini ada yang menawar 1.000!
Bagus, Nak! Itu angka yang besar.
- Terima kasih. - Coba lihat ini.
15.000!
Ada yang menawar 15.500?
15.500!
- 16! - 17!
- 18! - 20!
- 23! - 25!
- 27! - 27.001!
Terjual! Senilai 27.001...
...pada gelandangan dengan baju kerja rusak tanpa alas kaki.
Hei, itu aku!
- Kita menang! - Kita menang!
Selamat. Terimalah voucer untuk barang lelang 197324579.
Silakan dibawa ke tempat pemeriksaan untuk diproses.
Kami akan mengirimkan satu kemudi Sugar Rush...
...ke Hiburan Keluarga Litwak di Los Aburridos, California.
Benar!
Dengan pengiriman cepat, seharusnya tiba di Rabu pagi.
Itu dua hari sebelum Litwak membuang gimmu.
- Kita lebih cepat dari jadwal. - Kita hebat!
Aku perlu nomor kartu kredit.
Maaf, apa itu nomor kartu kredit?
- Nomor kartu kredit - Nomor. Benar. Tujuh.
Apa?
Maaf, bukan. Kau benar, ini menggelikan. Maksudku 11.
- Itu bukan nomor kartu kredit. - Aku yakin itu nomornya.
Kau mau membayar barang ini dengan apa, Tuan?
- Kau berutang 27.001 dolar. - Apa?
Dolar? Maksudmu uang?
Ya, dan kalau kau tidak punya kartu kredit...
...kami juga menerima PayPal, Venmo...
...ProPay, SquareCash dan BuzzzyBucks.
Kau akan tertawa. Baiklah.
Si besar yang ceroboh ini meninggalkan dompetnya di rumah.
Ya, dompetku ketinggalan di rumah...
...di kamar dompetku. Pintunya terkunci.
Dengar. Jika kau tidak membayarnya dalam 24 jam...
...kau melawan kebijakan barang yang tidak dibayar...
...kau akan kalah lelang, dan kehilangan barang ini.
Berikutnya!
Kawan, kau mau ke eboy?
Aku punya saran untukmu. Jangan.
Penipuan!
Kita hampir berhasil, kita akan mendapatkan...
Bahkan papan ini saja palsu!
- "KONEKSI INTERNET TERPUTUS" - Apa? Internet payah.
Ya ampun.
Hei, Nak. Ada apa? Kenapa?
Jika tak mendapatkan kemudi itu...
...aku tidak punya gim.
Hanya ada satu kemudi di seluruh Internet...
...dan kita gagal mendapatkannya. Kita gagal!
Hei, tenanglah.
Kita kemari untuk menyelamatkan gimmu...
- ...dan itu yang akan kita lakukan. - Benar.
- Baik? - Baiklah, ya.
Bagus. Yang harus kita lakukan adalah...
...menemukan cara untuk mendapatkan uang.
Kita karakter gim video, Ralph. Kita tak punya uang.
Kecuali kau punya cara ajaib...
...untuk kaya dengan bermain gim video.
Mau kaya dengan main gim video?
Klik di sini untuk cari tahu caranya.
Mundur, pop-up!
- Lewat sini, Nona. - Dasar pemblokir pop-up.
Kenapa semua orang jadi kejam sekali?
Itu orangnya! Syukurlah kau masih di sini!
Aku dan kawanku punya waktu 24 jam untuk dapatkan 27.001 dolar...
...atau dia kehilangan gimnya.
Ya, bisa beritahu kami bagaimana kaya dengan bermain gim video?
Tentu saja!
Ayo, klik di sini, akan kubawa kalian ke situsku.
Badanmu besar juga, Kawan. Kendaraannya susah jalan.
Maaf. Kau mendekati tepian.
Kau lihat? Tepian. Tepian!
Omong-omong, namaku JP Spamley...
...dan aku menyambut kalian di keluarga Spamley.
Baiklah, masuk ke ruang tamuku.
Ini situsmu?
Aku tahu yang kau pikirkan, jangan khawatir.
Tukang anti-virusku ada di sini.
Bersih seperti...
Menyebalkan!
Astaga. Itu memalukan.
Aku tahu ini memang sedikit berantakan...
Hei, Gord!
Tapi aku punya sistem di sini, sungguh.
Kalau aku bisa temukan... Gord!
Aku harus temukan daftar itu.
Rupanya kau di situ.
Mereka ingin kaya dengan bermain gim video.
Kau punya apa untuk mereka, Rekan?
Terima kasih.
"Azimat Fishwife, Wizard Quest, 3 dolar."
"Palu Foxhole, Zombie Crusades, lima dolar?"
Itu lebih cocok untukmu, harganya lebih murah.
Bisa mundur sebentar, Tn. Spamley?
Kau bilang jika kami menemukan Sepatu Emas...
...dari Pro League Soccer...
...kami menemukannya dan membawanya padamu...
...maka manusia di dunia nyata akan membayar kami 15 dolar?
Ya, Bu.
Selamat datang di dunia perburuan rampasan yang seru.
Orang-orang bermain...
...mereka mengumpulkan barang-barang paling dicari...
...dan mereka menjualnya di situsku...
...kepada penawar tertinggi.
Baik, tapi ini masalahnya...
...kami butuh banyak uang.
Jadi, mungkin kau punya barang mahal lainnya?
Gord!
Rupanya kau di situ.
Terima kasih, Sobat. Kau memang baik sekali.
Apa 40.000 dolar cukup untukmu?
- Wah! - Wah.
Itu lebih dari sekedar cukup.
Ada orang di Des Moines, Iowa...
...yang akan membayar 40.000 untuk mobil Shank...
...dari gim berjudul Slaughter Race.
Gim balapan?
Benar. Slaughter Race adalah gim Internet...
...yang paling populer.
- Tapi itu sangat berbahaya. - Kami tidak takut bahaya.
Anak ini pembalap terbaik di dunia.
Kami akan dapatkan mobil itu untukmu, bukan masalah.
Slaughter Race! Tanggung risikonya sendiri.
Baik, gim ini luar biasa.
Detailnya sangat mengagumkan.
Belum pernah aku di dalam gim dengan asbut.
- Kucing manis. - Tenang.
Ayo kita cari mobil Shank dan pergi dari sini.
Setuju.
- Lihat. - Wah!
- Itu dia. - Mobilnya indah sekali.
Pantas mahal sekali.
Ya ampun.
Para pemain. Mereka mendahului kita.
31 jam bermain tanpa henti...
...akhirnya kita menemukan mobil Shank.
Ayo kita ambil mobil ini.
Ya, DirtySocks, mari kita beraksi.
Jim! Jimmy?
Kau tidak bermain gim mengerikan itu lagi, bukan?
Tidak, Nek!
Aku sedang kerjakan PR.
Baik, seperti kataku tadi.
Ayo kita ambil mobil ini.
Wah, wah, wah.
Selagi kucing pergi, tikus-tikus ini coba bermain.
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Kurasa itu Shank.
Dengarkan, tikus-tikus...
...siapa yang coba main-main dengan kendaraan kucing ini...
...akan menanggung akibatnya.
Kau akan kalah, Shank.
Pyro. Beri mereka pelajaran.
Dengan senang hati.
Akhir perjalanan!
Menyebalkan! Kita harus mengulang dari awal.
Ralph, mungkin...
Hei, kau mau ke mana?
Aku takut.
Jika terbakar di sini...
...kita akan mati, lenyap.
Jadi sebaiknya kita pergi dari sini.
Tidak, tunggu. Aku punya ide.
- Hei, Shank? - Ada apa, Pyro?
Menurutmu kita terlalu keras pada pemain?
Jujur, tidak.
Tentunya aku kasihan pada pemain seperti DirtySocks537...
...dan BabeRaham_Linkin...
...tapi jika kita biarkan mereka menang...
...di mana pelajaran hidupnya?
Ya, tapi maksud Pyro...
...para pemain itu berusaha begitu keras untuk ke sini.
Aku mengerti, Felony...
...tapi bayangkan gim tanpa tantangan.
Selalu saja bisa ditebak...
- ...siapa yang menginginkan itu? - Shank benar.
Aku tadi menonton obrolan TED yang penuh wawasan...
...dan aku sungguh tidak ingat kata orang itu.
Itu lebih kepada cara dia membuatku merasa.
Tapi intinya adalah...
...aku menghormati perjalanan kalian.
Kami menghormati perjalananmu, Butcher Boy.
- Terima kasih. - Hei, Shank...
...pernah berpikir seperti apa...
...jika ada yang mengambil mobilmu?
Aku tahu satu hal...
...siapa pun orangnya, pastilah yang terbaik.
- Selamat siang, Nyonya. - Siapa kau?
Aku dari Departemen Suara.
Masalahnya, kami menerima keluhan di Markas Besar.
Larry yang menerima teleponnya.
Ada yang bilang pada Larry...
...bahwa kami mendengar banyak suara tembakan, teriakan...
...dan lainnya. Semacam itulah.
Wah! Mobil ini bagus.
Kau di mana saja di sepanjang hidupku?
Jadi aku datang untuk memeriksanya.
Maaf, kau siapa tadi?
Aku Larry?
Kau bilang Larry yang menerima telepon.
Bagus, Larry!
Ya, berhasil!
Yang benar saja? Ada yang mengambil mobil Shank?
Dan aku butuh mobilmu. Maaf.
Aku baru mau pergi.
Ini hari terburuk dalam hidupku!
Sayang sekali kita harus pergi cepat. Gim ini keren.
Bawa saja kita pergi dari sini...
...agar kita bawa mobil ini pada Spamley dan dibayar.
Tidak masalah.
Lihat orang itu mengebut.
Jika main-main dengan banteng, kau akan ditanduk, Nak!
Kau masih punya nilai, Butcher Boy.
Gawat! Itu Shank.
Dia tampak kesal.
Jangan khawatir, aku akan lolos darinya.
Kau mau ke mana?
Nak, kembali ke lintasan. Aku bisa muntah.
Tak ada lintasan. Aku bisa mengemudi ke mana saja.
Nak, dia di belakang kita.
Halo!
Kau mengambil mobilku.
Ya, ayo ambil.
Anak perempuan ini bisa mengemudi.
Cepat lolos darinya.
Aku sedang berusaha!
Pegangan, Sobat!
Aku tidak suka ini!
Astaga, wanita ini sungguh bisa mengemudi.
Nak, ada api! Kau lihat apinya?
Jalan buntu! Jalan buntu!
Tidak bagiku. Selamat tinggal, Shanky.
- Ya! - Itu baru bagus.
Bagus, Nak.
Ya, aku merasa seperti diriku lagi.
Pintu keluar di depan.
Kau takkan lolos semudah itu.
Bagaimana kau bisa...
Perhatikan jalanan.
Nak!
Hei, Departemen Suara, keluar dari mobilku!
Apa yang akan kita lakukan?
Diamlah di sini, jangan panik.
- Aku akan bicara padanya. - Ralph, berhati-hatilah.
Tenanglah. Ini tugas pahlawan.
Bokongku terjepit.
Mobil ini tidak dirancang untuk orang besar.
Begini saja. Hai.
Kalian pikir bisa mencuri mobilku?
Kuberitahu apa yang akan terjadi.
Tunggu, dengar. Kami bukan pencuri mobil.
Temanku pembalap mobil permen.
Kau harus lihat dia balapan di lintasan yang manis...
...dalam mobil kue wafer yang kami buat bersama.
Masalahnya, gim kecilnya yang sempurna rusak...
...dan itu salahku...
...jadi kami ke sini untuk coba memperbaikinya...
...kami butuh uang untuk itu...
...dan seseorang akan memberi kami uang...
- ...untuk mencuri mobilmu... - Baik, baik.
- ...dan kami menerimanya. - Kau boleh berhenti menangis.
Tapi aku menghargai kerapuhanmu yang indah.
- Terima kasih. - Aku mengerti, sungguh.
Persahabatan juga berarti bagi kami.
- Bukan begitu, kawan-kawan? - Benar. Kami seperti keluarga.
Itu bagus.
Berarti mobilmu bisa kami bawa?
Tentu saja tidak. Tapi aku mau membantu.
Hei, kau membawa teleponmu?
- Tentu. - Ayo membuat video.
Pyro, tiup pria besar itu.
Dengan senang hati.
Tunggu. Apa...
Apa yang kau lakukan?
Katakan sesuatu, hal pertama yang terlintas di pikiranmu.
Aku akan merusaknya!
Bagus. Baiklah. Matikan.
- Buat apa kau lakukan itu? - Ya.
Ada cara lebih baik untuk dapat uang di Internet...
...ketimbang mencuri mobil...
...seperti menjadi bintang BuzzzTube.
Aku harus tahu itu apa?
Yang benar saja. Semua orang tahu BuzzzTube.
Itu situs berbagi video.
Aku baru saja membuatkan akun untukmu...
Baiklah, sudah selesai.
Jika video ini viral, kau bisa dapat banyak uang.
Temanku, gadis bernama Yesss...
...dia kepala algoritma di sana.
Bilang padanya aku mengutusmu. Yesss akan membantumu.
Wah, kau baik sekali.
Aku tidak yakin "baik" adalah kata yang tepat.
Terima kasih.
Aku yang seharusnya berterima kasih, Adik Kecil.
Balapan tadi menyenangkan.
Terima kasih lagi. Kau tahu...
Selagi kami mengobrol, kau menggunakan gerakan apa...
...untuk melewati terowongan api itu?
Apakah mungkin power drift lalu drift jump, atau...
Mungkin.
Jika kau mau kembali untuk tanding ulang...
...aku akan senang hati mengalahkanmu lagi.
Sampai jumpa.
Wah.
Tukang pamer.
Tempat itu tadi menyeramkan.
Aku tahu. Itu seru sekali!
Tidak, seru ketika kau tersenyum.
Seram ketika kau tegang...
...dan aku masih tegang.
Ayolah, maksudmu...
...Shank bukan orang paling keren yang pernah kau temui?
Keren? Sebut satu hal yang keren darinya.
Mari kita lihat, penampilan keren, cara bicara keren...
cara mengemudi keren, gaya rambutnya keren, mobilnya keren...
Tunggu, maksudmu rambutku tidak keren?
Apa? Bukan! Maksudku tadi gim itu sangat luar biasa.
Tak ada aturan harus bagaimana atau ke mana.
Hei, kau mau ke mana?
Ke BuzzzTube. Lewat sini.
Tidak, tidak, tidak. Kita akan kembali ke tempat Spamley.
Dia bisa carikan barang yang lebih mudah dicari.
Tidak, kita harus menemui teman Shank.
Ayolah. Aku tidak percaya pada Shank.
- Aku percaya. - Aku...
- Halo, Tuan. - Siapa kau?
Aku pesan pengingat dari eBay.
Eboy yang berwujud.
Aku ke sini memberitahu bahwa tawaranmu akan batal dalam 8 jam.
Delapan jam. Baik, terima kasih, eboy.
Baik, Jackson!
Kawan, jika kita hanya cari uang recehan dengan Spamley...
...butuh 20 tahun agar uang kita cukup untuk membeli kemudi itu.
Baiklah. Kita pakai caramu.
Tapi kuberitahu padamu, BuzzzTube itu...
...adalah ide yang buruk.
"Lewat Sini Untuk Mengumpulkan Hati"
Semua jenis video ada di sini.
Ya, jika kau suka bayi dan kucing.
- Lihat, itu kau! - Oh, ya.
Aku akan merusaknya!
Kenapa orang-orang kecil itu...
...memberi banyak hati pada videomu?
Karena mereka menyukaiku.
Sudah kubilang tempat ini adalah ide yang bagus.
Ya, benar sekali.
Kita harus menemui siapa untuk dapatkan bayaran?
Kepala algoritma. Namanya Yesss.
Tidak. Tidak. Tidak.
Biasa saja, klise...
Di YouTube sudah ada ini.
Ayah Chewbacca? Serius?
Ya, seperti Ibu Chewbacca, tapi ini seorang ayah.
Tidak!
Halo! Apa kau kepala Al Gore?
Aku kepala algoritma BuzzzTube...
...yang artinya aku mengelola konten...
...di situs berbagi video paling populer di Internet.
Yang artinya, aku tak ada waktu bermain-main...
...dengan gelandangan tanpa alas kaki...
...yang memasuki kantorku.
Panggil keamanan, Maybe.
Ya. Tapi, Yesss, dia si peniup daun itu.
- Siapa? - Orang dengan rahang bergelombang.
- Lalu? - Videonya dapat 1,3 juta hati.
Wah!
Kenapa tidak bilang aku kedatangan orang genius?
Ambilkan dia minum.
Ya, gadis bernama Shank yang membuat videonya.
Dialah yang menyuruh kami untuk menemuimu.
Pantas saja videomu bagus.
Shank memang keren.
Benarkah?
Dia tidak keren.
Akulah yang dapat semua hati itu.
Itu benar, bayi besar.
Ya.
Siapa namamu tadi?
Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph, kau sedang tren!
Ini untukmu. Hati, hati, hati, hati.
- Hati, hati, hati! - Hati, hati, hati!
Ya! Hati!
Bukannya aku mau merusak suasana...
...tapi Shank bilang video viral bisa menghasilkan uang?
Hati adalah uang, Sayang.
Aku Buzzzy-mu mengubah hati menjadi dolar.
Ini dia!
43.000 dolar!
Nak, kita hanya butuh 27.001 dolar. Kita berhasil.
Tidak, tidak, tidak.
Itu 43 dolar.
43? Itu bahkan belum separuh dari 27.001.
Waktu kami tinggal 8 jam untuk menyelamatkan gimku.
Aku tak suka mengatakannya, tapi itu takkan terjadi.
Videomu sudah usang.
Tapi katamu videoku sedang trem?
Tren.
Tadinya. Tapi itu sudah 15 detik yang lalu.
Sekarang tidak.
Tapi terima kasih sudah mampir.
Apa yang akan kita lakukan, Nak?
Baiklah, aku punya ide. Dengarkan aku.
Bagaimana jika kita kembali ke Slaughter Race...
...dan aku meminta Shank...
Tidak. Kita takkan kembali ke jebakan maut itu.
Yesss, bagaimana kalau aku membuat banyak video...
...dengan aku melakukan banyak hal gila?
Maksudmu membanjiri pasar?
Itu bisa membuatmu dapat hati dengan cepat.
Kau sudah pikirkan ini baik-baik?
Kau mau buat apa di video-video ini?
Aku akan meniru apa pun yang populer.
Genius. Maybe, apa yang sedang tren saat ini?
Mari kita lihat.
Seperti biasa, penderitaan manusia adalah nomor satu...
...diikuti dengan tantangan makan cabai pedas...
...panduan gim video...
...kambing menjerit kembali populer...
...membuka kemasan pertama kali, demo masak, panduan rias wajah...
...dan terakhir, permainan kata "ber".
Mari "ber" teman.
Dua pekan berturut-turut.
Dua pekan permainan kata "ber".
Dia takkan memainkan itu. Itu tak cocok bagimu.
Aku akan melakukannya. Sungguh.
Lalu aku akan memakan cabai pedas, memakai rias wajah...
...dan melakukan apa saja!
Karena kita kemari untuk menyelamatkan gimmu...
- ...dan kita akan berhasil. - Aku suka itu!
Untuk itulah Internet dibuat!
Ayo kita mulai.
Sudah lihat.
Sudah lihat yang itu.
Sudah lihat. Sudah lihat.
McNeely, kau ingat Wreck-It Ralph?
Penjahat dari gim video lawas itu?
Ya, benar.
Akan kukirimkan satu video acak.
Coba lihat, Kawan. Ya, akan kuberi hati. Terserahlah.
Hei, semuanya, selamat datang di Up To the Meme-ent!
Aku pembawa acara, Dani Fernandez.
Tak ada yang tahu siapa yang membuatnya...
...tapi dunia sedang heboh karena sejumlah video aneh...
...yang dibintangi penjahat era 80-an, Wreck-It Ralph.
Lihat apa yang dibicarakan semua orang...
...di BuzzzTube.com.
Hei, semuanya, Wreck-It Ralph di sini...
...bersama tantangan cabai setan.
Seharusnya ini pedas. Kita lihat saja nanti.
Ini tak begitu...
Pedas sekali! Tolong hentikan!
McNeely, ada yang baru lagi.
Coba lihat, Kawan.
Dari mana datangnya semua video ini?
Josey, kau sudah lihat tantangan cabai?
Belum. Aku sedang menonton video di mana dia mengecapkan bibirnya.
Menjijikkan.
Jangan ada garis yang kentara.
Campurkan saja seperti ini...
Dan itu, temanku...
...cara membuat mata kucing yang sempurna.
Aku selalu mulai dengan entak kaki. Berpindah ke tangan melenggang.
Lalu kuakhiri dengan disko.
Ikuti aku...
...akan kuberikan teman pada awan kecil ini...
...dalam bentuk sebuah pohon.
Semua orang butuh teman.
Lihat yang ini. Dia tidur di bawah telinganya.
Tukang tidur. Bangunlah.
Kita sudah memanggang dengan suhu 950 derajat selama 6 jam...
...jadi seharusnya sudah matang.
Ini dia! Pai hangus!
Mari kita cium baunya.
Rambutku! Rambutku!
Orang ini berapi-api.
Secara harfiah dan kiasan.
Tapi dia masih membutuhkan 200 juta hati dalam 5 jam berikutnya...
...atau anak yang cantik ini kehilangan gimnya.
Karena itulah aku masuk ke tahap dua...
...kalian, Pasukan elite Pop-Up.
Keluarlah untuk bermunculan...
...dan dapatkan klik di seluruh Internet.
Muncul di Tumblr, Instagram, Mashable.
Jadilah pemancing dan tuntun lalu lintas Internet ke BuzzzTube...
...karena Wreck-It Ralph perlu hati.
Hei, Tuan. Ya, Anda.
Anda tak mau melewatkan ini. Ini video terbaru Wreck-It Ralph.
Klik. Klik!
"KEDATANGAN"
Astaga, kelihatannya seru sekali.
Yesss, boleh aku jadi pop-up?
Entahlah. Kau bisa mengganggu secara agresif?
Entahlah. Bolehkah? Bolehkah?
Bolehkah? Bolehkah? Bolehkah? Bolehkah?
Ya, kau sangat cocok. Ini.
Terima kasih!
Kalau kau pergi, aku mau ikut.
Tidak, kau harus tetap di sini dan jadi bintang filmku.
Apa? Tidak. Aku dan anak itu ibarat sepatu dan kaus kaki.
Atau selai kacang dan daging asap. Tak bisa dipisahkan.
- Ayo, Nak, bilang padanya. - Itu benar.
Memang benar kita akan baik-baik saja jika terpisah sebentar.
Ayolah. Kita berusaha menyelamatkan gimku.
Aku cuma ingin keluar di sana dan merasa berguna.
Tapi tanpaku?
Bagaimana jika kau tersesat? Kau masih kecil.
Memangnya kau sudah dewasa?
Aku lebih besar.
Jangan khawatir, Kawan.
Dia takkan tersesat. Aku berjanji.
Dia akan berada di peramban jaringan pribadiku.
Ada aplikasi BuzzzFace...
...jadi kau bisa terus berkomunikasi di mana saja di Internet.
Aku akan baik-baik saja.
Aku tahu, hanya saja...
Kita tidak terpisahkan selama enam tahun.
Aku akan merindukanmu.
Kau juga akan baik-baik saja.
Semakin banyak videomu dapat hati...
...semakin cepat kita dapatkan kemudi itu.
Lalu kita bisa pulang.
Kita akan merayakannya besok di Tapper's, Sobat.
Ya, kurasa kau benar.
Dah!
Berhati-hatilah, ya? Jangan bertindak bodoh.
Kau mengirimnya ke mana?
Karena gadis permen datang dari gim arkade...
...kurasa dia cocok di distrik gim.
Tidak, tidak, tidak. Ide buruk.
Gim itu berbahaya, merusak otak.
Kenapa tak kirim dia ke suatu tempat...
...yang benar-benar berbeda...
...dan jauh dari tempat itu?
Mari kita lihat. Situs Bersahabat Keluarga.
Kedengarannya aman, dan dia seorang putri...
...jadi bagaimana dengan kastel berwarna merah muda ini?
Aku suka. Baik, akan kuarahkan pop-up terbaru kita ke OhMyDisney.com.
Astaga, tempat ini ramai sekali!
Menuju angkasa tak terbatas!
Yang benar saja. Putri-putri dan tokoh kartun?
Payah.
Hei, jangan bicara begitu.
Aku tidak bermaksud menyinggung.
Waktunya bekerja.
- "SIAPA PUTRI DISNEY SAHABATMU?" - Dan untuk pertanyaan terakhir.
"Temanku menggambarku sebagai?"
"Pintar, lucu, baik hati, atau berani."
Baik, kurasa?
Berdasarkan jawabanmu, putri sahabatmu adalah...
...Putri Salju!
Aku yakin persahabatan kita akan menjadi yang terindah!
Hei, mau bertemu sahabatku? Namanya Wreck-It Ralph.
Klik di sini untuk melihat videonya yang baru.
Terima kasih.
Dalam Captain America: The First Avenger...
...Red Skull menyinggung soal Yggdrasil...
...Pohon Dunia, Penjaga Pengetahuan dan Takdir.
Apakah ini artinya...
...kau keturunan dari pohon itu?
Aku Groot.
Baiklah. Terima kasih banyak.
Seperti apa Drax sebenarnya?
- Aku Groot. - Terima kasih.
Apa kau tumbuhan runjung atau pohon yang berbuah?
- Aku... - Permisi.
Aku yang akan jawab. Dia Groot...
...aku Vanellope, klik di sini untuk bertemu Wreck-It Ralph.
Ini hampir terlalu mudah.
Hei, kau punya izin untuk pop-up itu?
Itu umpan klik tidak berizin. Ikut kami, Nak.
Dia kabur.
Ke arah sini.
Maaf, Tuan!
"HANYA UNTUK PEMERAN"
Hei, kau tidak bisa baca? Di sini hanya untuk pemeran!
Kurasa dia lewat sini. Ayo.
Baiklah.
Lihat seorang anak lewat sini?
Dia berlarian di sini seperti ayam tanpa kepala.
- Ada tanda-tanda dirinya? - Tidak, mungkin dia turun...
...ke paviliun Air Bud.
Ayo. Mari kita periksa.
"PUTRI-PUTRI"
Hai!
Tunggu. Nona-nona, aku bisa jelaskan.
Aku juga seorang putri.
- Tunggu, apa? - Ya.
Putri Vanellope Von Schweetz...
...dari Sugar Rush Von Schweetzes.
...aku yakin kalian pernah mendengarnya.
Memalukan jika belum pernah dengar.
Kau putri macam apa?
Macam apa?
- Kau punya rambut ajaib? - Tidak.
- Tangan ajaib? - Tidak.
- Bisa bicara dengan binatang? - Tidak.
- Kau diracuni? - Tidak!
- Dikutuk? - Tidak!
- Diculik atau diperbudak? - Tidak!
Kalian tak apa-apa? Haruskah kupanggilkan polisi?
Berarti kau sudah membuat perjanjian...
...dengan penyihir di bawah laut di mana dia mengambil suaramu...
...untuk ditukar dengan kaki manusia?
Tidak! Astaga, siapa yang tega melakukan itu?
Pernah dapat Ciuman Cinta Sejati?
- Menjijikkan! - Punya masalah dengan ayah?
Aku bahkan tidak punya ibu.
Kami juga tidak!
Sekarang pertanyaan utamanya.
Apa semua masalahmu beres...
...karena ada pria kuat yang datang menolongmu?
Ya! Memangnya kenapa?
Dia seorang putri!
Siapa pembuat gaunmu?
Aku belum pernah melihatnya.
Baju lama ini?
Aku ingin sekali punya satu.
- Aku juga mau. - Aku juga!
- Keren sekali. - Pakaian terbaik!
Aku juga mau, kawan-kawan!
Akan kusuruh tikusku membuatkannya.
Jadi inilah cinta.
Hidup Putri Vanellope, ratu kenyamanan!
Hore, Vanellope!
Dari semua benda di dunia ini...
...aku tak menyangka bisa memakai...
...apa namanya lagi?
Benar. Baju kaus.
♪ Aku pernah bermimpi akan memakai baju kaus... ♪
Tunggu! Apa yang sedang terjadi?
Dia bernyanyi.
Ya, tapi ada musik dan lampu sorot.
Tunggu, kalian semua melihatnya juga, bukan?
Itu yang terjadi ketika seorang putri menyanyikan impiannya.
Itu tidak pernah terjadi padaku. Bahkan sekali pun tidak.
Kenapa kau tak mencobanya?
Apa yang sebenarnya kau inginkan? Nyanyikanlah itu.
Baiklah. Tentu.
Aku bisa melakukannya. Mari kita lihat.
♪ Oh, kemudi Oh, kemudi
♪ Oh, ya aku mau kemudi ♪
Banyak yang perlu dibenahi.
Jadi, kemudi yang kau nyanyikan ini...
...apa itu sebuah kiasan?
Tidak, itu bukan kiasan. Aku hanya...
Aku sungguh menginginkan kemudi.
Mungkin masalahnya adalah aku sedikit sumbang.
Mungkin sedikit.
Tapi terkadang lagumu tidak bisa dimulai...
...sampai kau tiba di suatu tempat untuk bercermin.
Beberapa dari kami...
...menemukan air dan menatapnya.
Apa?
Ya, aku menatap sumur permintaan.
Aku menatap lautan.
- Tempat minum kuda. - Gelembung sabun!
Tunggu, maksud kalian jika aku menatap air...
Air yang penting.
Baiklah. Tentu saja. "Air yang penting."
Aku menatap air yang penting...
...dan secara ajaib aku mulai menyanyikan lagu tentang impianku?
Tentu.
Kurasa tidak, tapi terima kasih, Nona-nona.
Lima menit lagi, Putri-Putri.
Kuis "Putri Disney Yang Mana Dirimu?" dimulai lima menit lagi.
Baik, terima kasih.
Kurasa kita kembali memakai gaun, teman-teman.
Senang bertemu denganmu, Vanellope.
Semoga berhasil menemukan lagumu.
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Dia barusan bilang apa?
- Kami tidak tahu. - Kami tidak mengerti ucapannya.
Dia dari studio lain.
Hai, semuanya. Wreck-It Ralph di sini...
...dengan kotak kecil yang akan kubuka.
Mari kita lihat apa isinya.
"Satu Set Panekuk Susu Kocok."
Sedikit berat. Ada yang bergerak di dalamnya.
Aku mau tahu apa di dalamnya adalah kucing atau kelinci.
Mari kita buka.
"BERBUKALAH"
Siapa yang mengira bahwa permainan "ber"...
...akan menempatkan kita ke posisi puncak?
Begitulah Internet.
Baiklah, sedang mengunggah.
Hei, tuan!
Hai, eboy.
Aku ke sini memberitahu bahwa tawaranmu akan batal dalam 30 menit.
- Terima kasih, eboy kecil. - Sama-sama, Ketua.
Kau dengar itu, Yesss? Kita tak punya waktu banyak.
Baiklah. Kita harus...
Gawat.
Tidak! Jangan kau!
Apa? Kenapa kau memarahi gula-gula itu?
Apa artinya?
Berkasnya tidak memuat.
Jika tidak memuat, kita takkan berhasil.
Kau tak punya cukup hati.
Ralph, kau mau ke mana?
Aku mau ke bawah untuk mencari hati.
Pintar! Ide bagus.
Suruh seseorang panggilkan petugas teknis dengan segera!
Hanya satu orang.
Hei, coba lihat videoku, kalian pasti menyukainya.
Benar, di sini. Bagus.
Apa yang kalian... Teman-teman!
Seekor kucing?
Kalian akan lebih menyukai ini dibanding kucing tua.
Apa?
Berikan selang itu, Kawan.
Kau tahu kalian menyukaiku, beri aku hati. Bagus..
Hei, kalian mau ke mana? Beri videoku hati.
Bagus. Coba kita lihat siapa yang ada di dalam.
- Halo? - "KOMENTAR DI SINI"
Ada orang di sini?
Tempat apa ini?
Apa ini semacam perpustakaan?
"Wreck-It Ralph kembali."
Hei, mereka membicarakanku.
Astaga, Internet sangat positif.
"Fix-It Felix, Jr. adalah gim favoritku."
Aku juga.
"Video Ralph jelek."
Apa?
"Bodoh sekali."
"Ralph yang terburuk."
"Aku benci dia."
"Dia gendut dan jelek sekali."
"Hanya gelandangan tak berguna, sendirian di tumpukan bata."
Ralph, kau di dalam sini?
Ada yang harus kuperlihatkan...
Aturan pertama di Internet...
...jangan membaca komentar.
Seharusnya aku memberitahumu.
Dengar.
Tempat ini bisa menunjukkan bagian terburuk dari beberapa orang...
...tapi kau harus mengabaikan semuanya itu.
Ini bukan tentang dirimu, Ralph. Ini tentang mereka.
Aku tidak peduli. Tidak apa-apa.
Orang-orang membenciku sejak dulu karena menjadi penjahat.
Ini hanya sebuah pengingat...
...bahwa ini satu-satunya hati yang berarti bagiku.
Vanellope memberikan ini padaku...
...dan selama dia menyukaiku...
...aku tidak butuh orang lain.
Dan aku yakin tak butuh Internet.
Tunggu.
Tidak semuanya buruk.
Internet bisa menjadi tempat...
...di mana kau bisa menemukan kemudi di sebuah situs...
...dan menghasilkan cukup uang untuk membelinya di situs lain.
Selamat, Ralph. Kau berhasil.
Benarkah?
Ya, periksalah akun Buzzzy-mu.
Kau butuh 27.000, kau dapat lebih dari 30.000!
Astaga! Ini hebat sekali!
Terima kasih, Yesss. Aku takkan bisa berhasil tanpa bantuanmu!
Itu benar sekali.
Hei, eboy?
- Kau perlu apa, kawan? - Kau bisa antar aku?
Naiklah, Cassidy.
Ayo, lagu, ayo.
Aku sedang bercermin.
Apa yang kuinginkan?
Apa yang kucari? Apa impianku?
Nona-nona, aku sudah berusaha.
Kurasa tak ada lagu buatku.
Bagaimana cara kerja benda ini?
Hei, Nak, kau bisa melihatku?
Ya, kau ada di situ.
Kita berhasil! Kita dapatkan uangnya!
Bagus, Ralph! Itu bagus sekali!
Aku sedang menuju ke eBay bersama eboy.
Kita hampir sampai, Kawan.
Bagus, eboy.
Temui aku di depan eBay lima menit lagi, ya?
Baik, sampai bertemu nanti.
Kita akan pulang, Nak!
Hidup kita bisa kembali normal.
Sulit dipercaya. Aku bisa pulang.
Kurasa sudah selesai.
Aku hanya ingin kemudi.
Kini aku mendapatkannya, jadi...
...hore.
Slaughter Race?
♪ Apa yang membuatku ke tempat ini sekarang? ♪
♪ Balap mobil liar ini? ♪
♪ Kira-kira apa? ♪
♪ Apa aku bayi merpati yang ingin terbang tinggi? ♪
♪ Apakah itu kiasan? ♪
♪ Hei, ada toko dolar ♪
♪ Lihat! aku berima ♪
♪ Semangatku meninggi ♪
♪ Aku menembus kabut gas air mata ♪
♪ Ke tempat yang bernama ♪
♪ Slaughter Race ♪
♪ Selamat datang kembali Awas kepalamu ♪
♪ Aku tak mau kau celaka ♪
♪ Mari mulai pestanya ♪
♪ Apakah itu barang curian? ♪
- ♪ Kami punya ♪ - ♪ Kabel jatuh ♪
- ♪ Tempat sampah terbakar ♪ - ♪ Badut menyeramkan ♪
♪ Dan ban terbakar ♪
♪ Hiu putih di selokan ♪
♪ Kau akan senang mengenalnya ♪
♪ Tos sirip! ♪
♪ Anjing dan kucing Mereka lezat ♪
♪ Dengan pelat nomor polisi ♪
♪ Ada yang bilang kami menyedihkan ♪
♪ Menurutku kalian menggemaskan ♪
♪ Mungkin kami berandalan Tetapi hati kami baik ♪
♪ Dan spesial untukmu Tato wajah ♪
♪ Slaughter Race ♪
♪ Hatiku sedang terbang Alangkah senangnya ♪
♪ Merasakan seolah impianku terwujud pada akhirnya ♪
♪ Tidak ada lagi kesedihan di wajahmu ♪
♪ Terbang begitu cepat ♪
♪ Menetapkan standar ♪
- ♪ Menjalani hidup ♪ - ♪ Menyenangi kejar-kejaran ♪
- ♪ Sekarang waktunya ♪ - ♪ Di sini tempatnya ♪
♪ Inilah Slaughter Race! ♪
♪ Aku tahu aku harus pergi ♪
♪ Tapi rumah terasa lama ♪
♪ Jalan ini diaspal dengan impian ♪
♪ Mimpi yang indah Bukan mimpi badut yang seram ♪
♪ Apa yang Ralph akan katakan ♪
♪ Jika aku mau menetap? ♪
♪ Di tempat yang bernama ♪
♪ Slaughter ♪
♪ Race ♪
♪ Di tempat yang bernama ♪
♪ Slaughter ♪
♪ Race ♪
Laptop yang sudah tua itu...
...sudah lambat kerjanya? Beli yang baru hari ini!
Mau kaya dengan main gim video?
Klik di sini untuk...
Ralph. Ralph! Hei.
Hei, Spamley.
Apa kabar, Kawan?
Kabar baiknya adalah aku baru saja membayar kemudi itu...
...dan kami akan pulang.
- Selamat. - Terima kasih.
Apa kau melihat Vanellope?
Kawan kecilmu itu? Tidak.
Kuharap dia tidak tersesat.
Coba kuhubungi dia dengan alat kecil ini.
"VANELLOPE" Memanggil
"RALPH" Panggilan Masuk
Lihat di sana? Di gunung itu?
- Ya. - Itu Sirkuit Sequoia.
Akan dibuka bulan depan.
Hei, kenapa kau di gim buruk itu bersamanya?
Kurasa lintasannya akan berakhir...
...di sebelah sana, pastinya akan seru.
Aku suka.
Boleh kukatakan sesuatu yang tidak bisa kukatakan kepada Ralph?
Tentu.
Aku tahu ini terdengar gila...
...tapi saat aku memasuki gim ini, rasanya...
Rasanya seperti di rumah.
Lebih dari Sugar Rush.
Benarkah? Kenapa bisa?
Sebab ini seperti impianku.
Banyak orang aneh...
...dan balapannya sangat berbahaya...
...dan kau tak tahu apa yang akan terjadi selanjutnya.
Di rumahku...
...aku tahu persis apa yang akan terjadi selanjutnya...
...karena impian Ralph adalah melakukan hal yang sama setiap hari.
Ini sesuatu yang aku pelajari selama bertahun-tahun.
Tidak ada hukum yang mengatakan sahabat harus punya impian yang sama.
Kau tahu?
Wah.
Ya.
Kau orang yang sangat bijak, Shank.
Dan juga teman yang baik.
Terima kasih.
Di sini orang bilang, "Terima kasih Shank."
Setelah kau pulang...
...dan hidupmu kembali normal...
...kau selalu diterima di sini.
Tapi itu masalahnya, aku mau ini menjadi normalku.
Aku mau ini menjadi hidupku.
Aku tak bisa pulang sekarang.
Aku tak bisa.
Wah.
Di tempat asalku...
...itu disebut tendangan di wajah.
Sulit dipercaya.
Tendangan keledai langsung ke gigi.
Mestinya dia menjadi sahabatku.
Ini tidak mungkin.
Tidak, dia dicuci otak.
Itulah yang dilakukan padanya.
Karena Vanellope yang kukenal takkan meninggalkanku seperti itu.
Aku harus membawanya pergi dari sana.
Tenanglah, Jagoan.
Aku mengagumi semangatmu...
...tapi menyerbu ke sana bagaikan kesatria putih...
...dia bisa membencimu.
Lalu apa? Aku harus biarkan dia tinggal di gim...
...yang jelas tidak baik baginya?
Tentu tidak.
Lalu bagaimana caranya membuat dia pergi dari sana?
Dia pikir di sana keren dan seru.
Kecuali kau tahu cara aku bisa membuat gim itu membosankan atau...
Tunggu. Kau tahu soal virus, bukan begitu, Spamley?
- Siapa yang bertanya? - Wah.
Di tempatku, aku dan anak itu...
...suka bermain di gim bernama Tron.
Lalu ada virus yang membuat motornya berjalan lambat...
...lalu Vanellope tak mau lagi bermain di sana.
Jadi, apakah ada cara...
...untuk membuat Slaughter Race menjadi seperti itu?
Ada beberapa cara.
Ikut aku.
Aku dapat nama gadis ibu...
...nomor jaminan sosial, nomor PIN...
Area ini disebut Darknet.
Banyak tokoh jahat yang berkumpul di sini...
...jadi cobalah untuk tidak menarik perhatian. Gord!
Rupanya kau di situ.
Gord di sini, dia suka membuat virus.
Tapi sepupunya, orang yang akan kita temui...
...Double Dan, dia adalah mesin pembuat virus.
Ini dia.
Kau yakin ini aman?
Ini aman? Tentu saja.
Apa pun yang kau lakukan, jangan memandangi adiknya.
Dia punya adik?
Double Dan! Lama tidak bertemu.
- Siapa kau? - JP Spamley.
Kita pernah bertemu satu kali di Friendster...
...yang berarti sudah lama kita tidak berjumpa.
- Kau memandangi apa? - Tidak ada.
Kau memandangi saudaraku?
- Tidak, Tuan. - Jangan memandangi adikku.
- Aku tidak memandanginya. - Dia sangat awas!
Kau?
Sedang apa kau di sini?
Alasan aku mendatangi leher di wajahmu...
Maksudku wajah di lehermu. Maksudku pohon.
Leher pohon. Alasan aku kemari adalah karena...
Kudengar sedikit tumor, maksudku rumor...
Kudengar rumor kau bisa memberiku...
...semacam virus tak berbahaya...
...yang bisa memperlambat gim Slaughter Race?
Ya.
Sepupuku Gordon bilang kau mau merusaknya.
Merusaknya? Tidak!
Tidak, tidak, tidak.
Aku tak mau ada yang terluka.
Jika ada cara untuk, entahlah...
...membuat mobil-mobilnya berjalan lambat atau semacamnya...
...sehingga gimnya jadi membosankan...
...dan temanku kembali pulang bersamaku.
Aku perkenalkan Arthur.
Tenanglah, Nak.
Dia bersemangat.
Arthur adalah yang kusebut virus ketidakamanan.
Artinya dia mencari kekurangan dan kelemahan...
...yang membuat program tidak aman.
Jika kau melepaskan dia ke dalam gim Slaughter Race...
...Arthur akan menemukan kekurangan dalam programnya.
Lalu dia akan salin kekurangan itu...
...dan menyebarkannya ke seluruh gim...
...hingga semuanya menjadi "membosankan"...
...seperti yang kau inginkan.
Baiklah.
Untuk memperjelas...
...tak ada yang terluka, bukan?
Apa kau bodoh?
Baiklah...
Karena seseorang bisa terluka...
...jika kau bodoh.
Yang kau lakukan hanyalah...
...memastikan virusnya tetap di Slaughter Race.
Benar. Jangan bertindak bodoh.
Pastikan virusnya tidak keluar dari Slaughter Race.
Gondok.
- Baik! Baik. - Keluar!
Terima kasih, wajah kista.
- Keluar! - Maksudku, bantuanmu.
Terima kasih atas wajah kistamu... Bantuanmu.
- Keluar! - Selamat tinggal!
Yang benar saja! Sudah selesai.
Keberuntungan pemula.
Ayolah, Nak. Aku tahu orang itu lihai bila aku melihatnya.
- Pemain datang. - Terima kasih, Bob.
- Ayo beraksi! - Permainan akan dimulai.
Waktunya beraksi. Kau siap untuk balapan pertamamu?
Ya. Kurasa begitu.
Jangan gugup. Kau pasti bisa.
Ya, aku tahu. Aku akan baik-baik saja.
Kau belum memberitahu Ralph, ya?
Belum.
Ayolah, V. Dia sahabatmu.
Kau harus memberitahunya...
...kau mau menetap untuk beberapa lama.
Aku tahu. Tapi dia akan sangat sedih.
Ya, mungkin, tapi kalian...
...bicarakanlah, kalian akan dapat jalan keluarnya.
Ya, tapi bagaimana jika tidak?
Bagaimana jika perasaannya sangat terluka...
...lalu dia tak mau berteman denganku lagi?
Dengar. Semua persahabatan berubah...
...tapi persahabatan yang baik...
...akan semakin kuat karena perubahan itu.
Shank, maaf mengganggumu...
...tapi pemain sudah menunggu.
Aku tak akan mengaturmu, Nak.
Kau yang memutuskan.
Ya, baiklah.
Baik.
Mari balapan.
Mencari ketidakamanan.
"Kargo Berharga."
Kirim mobil ke Bengkel Bert...
...tapi waspadalah terhadap Shank dan krunya.
Power drift lalu drift jump!
- Aku melihatnya! Kau hebat! - Terima kasih.
Mencari ketidakamanan.
Sepertinya kita belum selesai. Ayo, V.
Ralph?
"MOBIL BEKAS. TAWARAN BESAR. BAYAR TUNAI."
Baik. Tenanglah. Tenang!
Aku akan menghubunginya setelah balapan.
Semua akan baik saja. Ralph akan baik saja.
Ketidakamanan ditemukan.
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- Menyalin ketidakamanan. - "SELESAI"
Menyebarkan ketidakamanan.
Menyebarkan...
Apa yang terjadi?
Ada apa, Spamley?
Tempat ini jadi kacau.
Kukira virus itu hanya memperlambat mobilnya.
Memang. Ia pasti menemukan sesuatu yang sangat tidak stabil di sana.
Itu karena cacat programnya.
Menyalakan ulang gim dimulai dalam 60 detik.
Ralph, jangan masuk sana. Gimnya akan dinyalakan ulang...
...dan apa pun yang bukan bagian dari gim itu akan dihapus.
Ya, dan jika aku tidak mengeluarkannya dari sana...
...Vanellope akan mati!
Ayo, Nak. Gimnya mengalami gangguan. Ayo.
Kurasa ini karena cacat programku.
Maaf, aku tidak bermaksud merusak gimmu.
Kami akan baik saja, tapi kau bukan bagian dari gim ini.
Kita harus mengeluarkanmu dari sini. Ikuti aku ke jalan keluar.
Gawat!
Nak!
Nak, di mana kau?
Servernya akan menyala ulang, Ralph.
Kalian berdua harus keluar sekarang.
Nak, aku di sini.
Gim dinyalakan ulang...
...dalam lima, empat, tiga...
...dua, satu.
Penyalaan ulang sedang berlangsung.
Ayo, Vanellope. Bangunlah.
Ayo. Jangan tinggalkan aku, Nak.
Ralph?
Kau sudah sadar. Kau tak apa-apa, Nak?
Ralph, aku membuat kesalahan yang besar.
Bukan kau, tenanglah.
Ini karena aku dan cacat programku.
Mestinya aku tetap bersamamu...
...bukannya mengejar impian bodohku.
Aku sudah merusak segalanya.
Tidak, Nak.
Dengar. Bukan maksudku membuat ini terjadi.
Seharusnya tidak seburuk ini.
Bukan maksudmu membuat ini terjadi?
Mungkin aku menaruh semacam...
...virus kecil tidak berbahaya di dalam gim.
Virus?
Kau yang melakukan ini?
Aku takkan melakukan apa pun...
...jika tak mendengarmu bilang pada Shank...
...bahwa kau ingin tinggal di Slaughter Race selamanya.
Jadi kau memata-mataiku?
Hei. Kau juga ikut bersalah.
Kau akan meninggalkan semua orang dan Sugar Rush.
Yang benar saja. Aku satu dari 16 pembalap.
Mereka takkan merindukanku.
Bagaimana denganku?
Untuk apa aku mau habiskan waktu denganmu...
...setelah perbuatanmu itu?
Tidak!
Tidak.
Vanellope, kau mau ke mana?
Ke mana pun kau tidak ada.
Tunggu. Aku bisa menjelaskan.
Tidak! Jangan mengikutiku.
Vanellope, kumohon...
Seorang teman takkan melakukan itu. Takkan pernah!
Jadi tinggalkan aku sendiri!
Vanellope, tidak! Kumohon!
Kumohon! Apa salahku?
Mencari ketidakamanan.
Vanellope, ayolah, jangan tinggalkan aku!
Ketidakamanan ditemukan.
MENGANALISA KETIDAKAMANAN "100% TIDAK AMAN"
Menyalin ketidakamanan.
Tidak, tidak, tidak.
Menyebarkan ketidakamanan.
Ayolah.
Ada di mana?
Tidak.
Kau memang bodoh.
Kau ini kenapa, Ralph? Sudah kubilang, jangan ikuti aku.
Teman?
Hentikan. Kau menakutiku.
Teman!
- Apa-apaan... - Teman?
Teman!
Astaga!
Berita terkini, Internet diserang...
...dengan serangan penghalang layanan yang masif...
...membuat server di seluruh jaringan mengalami gangguan.
Virus Wreck-It Ralph bergerak cepat dan merusak.
Teman?
Para ahli masih mencari tahu siapa atau apa...
...yang menjadi sasaran virus ini.
Teman.
Teman!
Ada 130 hasil untuk...
"Di mana pacar SMU-ku tinggal sekarang?"
Terima kasih kembali.
Tn. KnowsMore!
Oh, senangnya!
Kau anak kecil yang bilang "tolong" dan "terima kasih".
Apa yang KnowsMore bisa bantu carikan untukmu?
Ada banyak...
Banyak Makanan, lubang di ozon...
Ada Banyak Cinta oleh grup rock Inggris Led Zeppelin?
Bukan! Ada banyak Ralph mengejarku.
Teman...
Mungkin ini saat yang tepat...
...untuk menutup situsku.
Menurutmu berapa lama lagi mereka bisa masuk?
Persis satu detik.
Aduh! Aduh! Aduh!
Hei, hei, hei! Ini aku! Ini benar-benar aku!
Aduh!
- Ralph? - Maaf.
Aku mengikuti mereka kemari.
Kurasa mereka mencarimu, Nak.
Ya, menurutmu? Apa yang sudah kau lakukan?
Maafkan aku. Entah bagaimana ini bisa terjadi.
Kurasa sudah jelas.
Ini terjadi karena virus ketidakamanan meniru...
...perilakumu yang menuntut, melekat, dan merusak.
Perilaku yang mana bisa merusak persahabatan...
...dan dalam kasus ini, seluruh Internet!
KnowsMore! Kau punya semua jawabannya.
Pertanyaan resmi...
...apa yang harus kulakukan jika tiruanku...
...berusaha menangkap temanku? Cari.
Aku dapat dua hasil untuk pertanyaanmu.
Suruh semua tiruanmu menjalani terapi.
Itu tidak realistis.
Atau, area anti-virus yang dikelilingi...
...gerbang dari program keamanan.
Jika Vanellope bisa menuntun semua tiruan melewati gerbang...
...mereka bisa dihapus sekaligus.
Seperti cerita mengenai pied piper.
Tunggu. Kami kenal seorang pied piper.
- Benarkah? - Yesss.
- Siapa? - Yesss!
Ya, tapi siapa orangnya?
Maksudmu Yesss!
Terima kasih atas bantuanmu, KnowsMore.
Kurasa sudah tidak ada gunanya, bukan?
Kurasa aku lupa bilang pada Ralph...
...bahwa saat kau menggebrak Internet...
...bukan benar-benar menghancurkannya.
Aku tak percaya dia melakukan ini.
Ya, jelas dia membuat keputusan...
...yang sangat meragukan.
Tapi dia juga buat permainan kata "ber" untuk menyelamatkan gim sahabatnya..
...jadi itu yang bisa kukatakan, hidup itu rumit, Nak.
Kau siap untuk memancing mereka?
Hei! Di atas sini!
Ini aku, sahabatmu di seluruh dunia...
...yang kau tak bisa hidup tanpaku!
Teman!
Wah, dari atas sini aku bisa tahu kenapa aku disebut...
...menuntut, melekat...
...dan merusak seperti kata KnowsMore.
Dengar, Nak...
...aku tak menyalahkanmu kalau tak mau berteman lagi denganku.
Aku tak pernah bilang tak mau jadi temanmu.
Aku bilang kau bersikap seperti teman yang buruk. Memang kau begitu.
Aku tahu, tapi aku...
Hei, teman-teman!
Distrik anti-virus ada di depan!
Baiklah, nanti kita sambung lagi, ya?
Kita akan berhasil!
Kalian tak apa-apa?
Aku tak apa-apa!
Ya, semua tak apa-apa. Kita masih bisa melakukan ini.
Ayo, pria besar. Bantu aku membalikkan ini.
Teman-teman?
Teman?
Itu meresahkan.
Teman.
Bawa Vanellope pergi dari sini.
Bagaimana denganmu, Ralph?
Pergilah. Aku ada urusan dengan kembaran.
Hei, kau!
Menjauhlah dari dia!
Aku akan menghancurkannya!
Dia bukan temanmu!
Dia temanku!
Ini dia, lewat sini.
Ayo, Nak. Kita harus cepat.
Eeeee-oh-boy!
Tidak!
Vanellope!
Hei! Lepaskan aku!
- Nak! - Ralph!
Hei!
Hei, kembali ke sini!
Turunkan dia!
Vanellope!
Kau bersikap seperti penjahat sungguhan!
Tidak!
Kau memang begitu!
Dan aku takkan pernah jadi temanmu!
Hei, Bodoh!
Ralph!
Tangkap aku jika bisa, Bodoh!
Aku menjemputmu, Kawan.
Sekarang pergilah! Pergi dari sini!
- Ralph! - Pergi!
Tidak! Jangan sakiti dia!
Kumohon, jangan!
Hentikan! Kau meremasnya!
Kau akan membunuh sahabatku!
Baiklah! Kau menang! Kau menang.
Tolong turunkan dia.
Aku akan menjadi temanmu satu-satunya.
Lepaskan dia.
Tidak! Tidak, Nak.
Bagus. Ya.
Turunkan dia dan aku akan ikut bersamamu...
...dan kita akan menjadi sahabat selamanya.
Hanya aku dan kau.
Itu keinginanmu, bukan?
Bukan itu keinginanku!
Tidak benar menghalangi teman meraih impiannya!
Dia bukan milikmu!
Bukan begitu cara kerja persahabatan!
Kau harus melepaskannya!
Hei.
Kau harus melepaskannya.
Aku tahu. Akan sedikit menyakitkan saat kau melakukannya.
Aku bohong. Akan sangat menyakitkan.
Tapi kau akan baik-baik saja.
Dan kita akan baik-baik saja.
Bukan begitu, Nak?
Tentu saja. Selalu.
Lihat? Ke mana pun dia pergi...
...atau di mana pun dia tinggal...
...dia akan selalu menjadi teman kita.
Kita harus percaya padanya.
Karena itulah yang dilakukan teman.
Benar?
Terima kasih, Sobat.
Wah!
Aku merasa senang.
Ralph, lihat!
Kurasa kau memperbaiki ketidakamananmu!
Kau benar.
Ralph, tidak!
Aku datang, Ralph!
Temanmu JP Spamley akan menangkapmu!
Tidak berhasil.
Lihat di atas sana!
Pria besar kuat perlu diselamatkan.
Terima kasih, Kodok.
Tunggu.
Siapa kalian?
Kami teman Vanellope.
Ya, dan siapa pun teman Vanellope...
...adalah teman kami juga.
Terima kasih kembali.
Ralph!
Kau terlihat cantik, Kawan!
Hei!
Pakaian ini tidak dibuat untuk pria besar.
Bagian belakangku kelihatan.
Biar kusesuaikan sedikit.
Selesai.
Para pengguna Internet bisa bernapas lega malam ini.
Sebagaimana muncul secara misterius...
...virus Wreck-It Ralph lenyap.
Kau tahu apa yang baru aku sadari?
Matahari tidak pernah terbit atau terbenam di sini...
...karena semuanya selalu menyala.
Bukankah itu pengamatan yang cermat?
Benar, bukan?
Selain KnowsMore...
...mungkin aku orang terpintar di Internet.
Ya.
Hei, V. Kita akan kembali beraksi. Kau siap?
Aku segera menyusul!
Hei, Ralph, jangan malu untuk mampir!
Tidak mungkin lebih malu darimu, Shank.
Itu lelucon yang bagus.
Hei, jangan lupa.
Kau tahu Shank sudah menambahkan kodeku...
...jadi aku bisa hidup lagi. Aku sepenuhnya aman.
Aku tahu. Pasti seru.
Kau menemukan gim impianmu.
Ya, benar.
Aku menemukannya.
Jadi...
Kurasa aku harus ke sana sekarang.
Sebelum kau pergi, aku mau memberimu ini.
Maafkan aku telah mematahkannya, Ralph.
Tidak. Tak apa-apa.
Kita masing-masing punya separuh. Kau lihat?
Ya!
Aku sangat menyayangimu.
Aku sungguh akan merindukanmu.
Aku juga akan merindukanmu, Nak.
Sungguh.
"Kau Pahlawanku"
Baiklah.
Baiklah, kau mulai sedikit melekat padaku.
Ayo. Pergilah.
Dunia menantimu, Nak.
Jujur saja...
...masih terasa aneh di sini.
Maksudku, ada banyak hal yang berubah.
Meskipun kami mendapatkan kemudi itu...
...dan menyelamatkan Sugar Rush...
...keadaan takkan pernah sama.
Contohnya, para pembalap tak bersikap menyebalkan lagi.
Astaga. Maaf kau tidak menang, Taffyta.
Persahabatan kita jauh lebih penting bagiku...
...daripada menang, Rancis.
Kekalahan membangun karakter!
Semuanya pemenang, Taffyta.
Felix dan Calhoun, yang sama konyolnya...
...ternyata bisa menjadi orang tua yang hebat.
Harus kuakui kalian hebat...
...bagaimana kalian mendidik mereka?
Mudah saja, Surge.
Kunci untuk menjadi orang tua adalah...
Lalu yang kau lakukan adalah...
Dan itulah rahasia membesarkan anak yang sempurna.
Wah, andai setiap orang tua bisa mendengar itu.
Aku juga menyibukkan diri.
Akhirnya aku bergabung dengan klub buku Zangief.
Bagus, Bison. Bagaimana denganmu, Ralph?
Kau merasa Dostoyevsky...
...sengaja membuat narator tak bisa diandalkan?
Aku merasa dan tidak merasa.
Kau merasa, dan tidak merasa.
Dualitas. Itu sangat dalam, Ralph.
Terima kasih, Sonic.
Entah aku bicara apa.
Kami punya hal baru setiap malam Jumat...
...di mana kami berkumpul di gim berbeda.
Aku menjadi tuan rumah pekan ini.
Hai! Semoga kalian semua lapar. Aku buatkan pai hangus.
Apa itu pai hangus, Wreck-It?
Hanya pai yang dihanguskan. Bisa pakai pai apa saja.
Biarkan saja kelamaan di dalam oven.
Ya, kami sangat bersenang-senang.
Kurasa hanya itu berita yang kupunya untukmu.
Ceritamu tidak pernah mengecewakan, Ralph.
Andai kita bisa bertemu lebih cepat.
Ya. Aku juga.
Kapan hari liburmu?
Pembaruan kami dimulai tanggal 25 Januari...
...berarti masih dua bulan lagi.
Itu akan berlalu dengan cepat. Bicara soal itu...
...kau mau kubawakan sesuatu saat aku datang berkunjung?
Kau tahu apa yang tidak bisa kutemukan di Internet?
Burger setengah sehat BurgerTime.
Aku sudah ceritakan pada Shank dan kru.
Jujur, menurutmu mereka mulai berpikir...
...aku mengada-ada.
Baiklah, anggap itu beres.
Akan kubawakan yang banyak.
Matahari sudah terbit.
Aku sebaiknya bekerja.
Ya, aku juga.
Kita bicara pekan depan?
Aku akan menunggu teleponmu, Nona.
Baiklah, perpisahan adalah kesedihan yang manis.
Sampai jumpa, Otak Bau.
Dah, Nak.
Hei. Kau baik-baik saja di situ, Ralph?
Ya, aku baik saja. Sangat baik.
Ayo, Felix. Mari kita bekerja, Sobat.
Balikpapan, 24 Februari 2019
"ARKADE"
"PUSAT HIBURAN KELUARGA LITWAK"
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"Jangan Ke Mana-mana, Masih Ada Adegan Tambahan"
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Hei, Mo, kau suka filmnya, Sayang?
Ada adegan di cuplikan...
...yang tidak ada di film...
...dan itu membuatku sedih.
Sayang sekali.
Mungkin memainkan gimmu bisa membuatmu ceria.
Baik.
Panekuk.
Susu kocok.
Panekuk. Panekuk.
Susu kocok.
Aku mau coba, aku mau coba!
Giliranku, giliranku!
Panekuk. Susu kocok.
Susu kocok. Susu kocok.
Panekuk. Panekuk.
Susu kocok. Susu kocok.
Aku mulai mengerti kenapa orang menyukai gim ini.
Mudah sekali.
Hei, semuanya, lihat yang kutemukan!
- Panekuk yang lebih banyak! - Bagus!
Mari kita percepat. Panekuk, panekuk, panekuk.
Makan, kelinci kecil. Makan, makan, makan!
Ralph, mungkin sebaiknya kau memberi makan si kucing sebentar.
Tidak, si kucing minum susu kocok.
Si kelinci makan panekuk.
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Okay. My turn, my turn. Um, I got one.
Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time?
Okay. Check this out.
I spy with my little eye...
something yellow...
and round, and it eats dots.
Seriously, Ralph?
Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it.
Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man.
No, that's not... Why is that obvious?
Name one other thing in this whole arcade
that is yellow and round and eats dots.
I can name two things. Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man.
Boom! I accept your apology.
Yeah, you're right. Okay. But was it Pac-Man?
Yeah, you got me.
Knew it. All right, riddle me this...
do you or do you not think that Zangief waxes?
No way. Look at the guy. He looks like a yeti.
I don't know. I mean, if the fur were confined to his chest,
I might agree...
but look at those two very specific tuffets of shin hair...
poking out of his boots.
That does not just happen, Ralph. That is a choice.
You're totally right, kid.
He's baby smooth everywhere else.
I rest my case.
My mind is blown!
Let's go get a root beer.
Okay, let's see what you got, kid.
Nice one. Okay.
I think I got one in the chamber.
- Gross. - Thank you.
Hey, wanna sneak into Tron?
Doesn't that game have a virus?
No. I'm sure they fixed it.
I'm gonna beat my speed record!
Hey, wait for me!
- Ralph. - Yeah?
I don't think they fixed the game.
Uh... No.
Help!
Hey, Tron!
Tronny!
Tronny boy!
Help!
Do you realize we're basically just, like, zeroes and ones...
floating around the universe like tiny specks of dust?
Like, doesn't the very nature of our existence make you wonder...
if there's more to life than this?
Why would I wonder if there's more to life
when the life I got is perfect?
I mean, sure. Doesn't look so hot on paper.
I'm just a bad guy from some old video game who wrecks a building.
And yeah, for 27 years,
I was a total zero without any friends.
But now, I got a best friend...
who just happens to be the coolest kid in the whole arcade.
- Aw, thanks, pal. - Watch this.
Home run!
All right, let's go watch the sunrise.
Are you really saying there's not one single, solitary thing...
about your life that you would change?
Well, think about it.
You and me get to goof off all night long.
Litwak shows up, we go to work, we put in our hours.
Then the arcade closes and we get to do it all over again.
The only thing I might do different in that scenario...
would be not having to go to work.
Other than that, I wouldn't change a thing.
Hey, where'd our sunrise go?
All right, let's get you plugged in.
That's a plug-in alert.
Litwak hasn't plugged in a new game in forever.
- Let's go see what it is! - Yeah!
Excuse us. Excuse us. Minor emergency.
Hey, Felix, Calhoun, what's getting plugged in?
Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks it's gonna be a new pinball machine.
What do you think, lady love?
I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine.
- Kids love those things. - Ooh.
Please be a racing game. Please be a racing game.
"Whiffee"? Or, "Wifey"?
Well, it's either wiffle ball, or an arranged marriage game.
It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi," Ralph.
- Yeah, that's what I said. - And Wi-Fi is the Internet...
which is an online community
where human beings go to shop...
and play games and socialize.
Ooh, fun!
Oh, no, it is not.
That sign right there says "Wi-Fi."
What it should say is "Die-Fi."
That's a little humor there.
But seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at.
It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it.
So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work.
The arcade's about to open.
Figures, we finally get something new plugged in...
and we're not even allowed to go in there.
Totally not fair.
A new racing game would've been cool.
Something wrong with your game?
No, no.
It's just every bonus level's been unlocked.
I know every shortcut.
Man, I'd kill for even just a new track.
New track? You already got, like, three choices.
Yeah, I know, but don't you ever wish something new and different...
- would happen in your game? - Nope.
Really? Well, agree to disagree.
Wait, I don't wanna disagree.
No, no. It's just a fancy way to say we don't have to argue about it.
We're arguing? I don't wanna argue.
Relax. Stop making it a thing.
Go to work. I'll see you tonight, stench vessel.
All right.
She wants a new track, I'll give her a new track.
Come on, Nafisa! Let's play Sugar Rush!
Pick Vanellope, Swati.
She's got the best superpower.
Yeah, the glitch. I love her.
Drivers, start your engines.
You're gonna lose today, Princess.
While, yes, I am technically a princess, Taffyta...
I'd rather you just think of me as plain old Vanellope...
the racer who's about to kick your butt.
Three, two, one, go!
And pardon me, excuse me, coming through.
And one, two, three gumballs right on cue.
Yeah, I love it when she glitches.
Excuse me. I must have fallen asleep.
Oh, fun. I'm winning.
Vanellope takes a huge lead. No one's gonna catch her now.
She's gonna love this.
Right on time.
What?
"Looking for something new...
"and different?
"Then take this track."
Oh, Ralph, you old son-of-a-gun.
I'd say I got a little time for a detour.
Hey, look, I think I unlocked a new track.
Never seen that before.
This is awesome!
- Hey, thanks, Ralph! - You're welcome!
Get back up on the track, Swati.
You're going to lose.
I can't. It's like it's driving itself.
What is wrong with this thing?
What?
No, no!
Kid!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Kid! Kid!
Oh, kid, I'm so sorry, are you okay?
Oh, my gosh.
What an amazing track!
Thank you, Ralph! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
You're welcome!
You know I take my duty as your hero very seriously.
Wait a minute.
You took a serious doody where?
Vanellope, get up here.
We have a situation.
Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope racer wasn't working...
and I think maybe I turned the wheel too hard.
- Whoa. - I'm real sorry.
It's okay, Swati.
I think I can get it back on there pretty easy.
- What did you do, Ralph? - Nothing.
Leave him alone.
He was just trying to make the game more exciting.
Yeah, why don't you relax, Taffyta? Litwak will fix it.
All right, on you...
Okay. Still not a problem.
He'll just order a new part.
Well, I'd order a new part...
but the company that made Sugar Rush
went out of business years ago.
I can try to find one on the Internet.
- Good idea. - Oh, me too.
Good luck, that'll be like finding a needle in a...
I found one! On ebay!
Really? How about that?
See? Those kids have it under control.
They're just gonna get another wheel from the eboy.
Are you kidding me? How much?
That's more than this game makes in a year.
Aw, I hate to say it,
but my salvage guy is coming on Friday...
and it might be time to sell Sugar Rush for parts.
- Aww. - Where's he going?
Litwak's gonna unplug the game.
Get out of here! Go, scram, let's go, run!
Go, run, run, run, run!
- Let's go! - Run!
Gangway!
Yeah, you heard him, gangway!
Stop it! No running!
What are you people doing out of your game, for Peter's sake?
The arcade is open!
Sugar Rush is getting unplugged.
- We're homeless! - Yeah, yeah, we're homeless!
Oh, what are we going to do?
Y'all, calm down, calm down. Get a hold of yourselves.
I don't want to be gameless.
An unplugging. Good Lord.
I haven't seen this many gameless characters
since Space Invaders went down.
Where are we gonna live?
Well, you can stay here until the arcade closes, I guess...
and then we'll figure out where the heck we're gonna put you all.
Okay.
Here we go.
I raided Gene's fridge.
Good news, he's got pie.
Took a bunch of his pillows and junk, too.
I'm thinking we make a fort up here, or like a yurt.
Or we could take these pillows...
If we stack them right,
we can make an igloo out of pillows.
Like a pillow igloo. Pigloo. Pigloo!
So what do you think, kid? Fort, yurt, or the obvious best choice, pigloo?
I can't believe I don't have a game anymore.
I mean, like, what am I gonna do all day?
What? Come on, are you kidding?
You sleep in, you do no work,
then you go to Tapper's with me every night.
I've literally just described paradise.
- But I loved my game. - Oh, come on.
You were just bellyaching about the tracks being too easy.
No, that doesn't mean I didn't love it.
Yeah, sure, it was kind of predictable...
but still I never really knew what might happen in a race.
And it's that, it's that feeling,
that not-knowing-what's- coming-next feeling.
That's the stuff. That feels like life to me.
And if I'm not a racer, Ralph...
what am I?
- Well, you're my best friend. - That's not enough.
Hey.
No, I just...
I'm sorry, I know I'm being weird.
I think maybe I just need to be alone right now.
Okay.
I'll meet you over at Tapper's in a little while, I guess.
If you want.
All right, now... we found some good homes
for so many of our chums from Sugar Rush...
and we're just hoping a few more of you will open your doors...
and your hearts to those in need.
Well, I suppose that large green olive will fit in nicely with my decor.
I'm a sour ball.
Well, beggars can't be choosers, can they?
- Come along, condiment. - Mm-kay.
Marvelous. That just leaves the racers.
- We're, like, adorable. - You sure are.
So, any takers?
Anyone?
Felix, I know we've never once talked about having a family before, but...
I know, it feels like the kind of thing
you just jump into with both feet and nary a plan.
Felix and I will give them sanctuary.
Can I get a quick word with you two?
Look, I get it. You've been married six years,
you're looking to spice things up...
but trust me, adopting 15 children
is the wrong kind of spice.
Those things are basically feral.
Pardon me, sir, but those youngsters are lambs.
Lost little lambs in need of two kind, caring shepherds.
That's right.
Besides, how hard can parenting be?
You treat the child like your best friend...
you give them everything they want...
and you just love their little socks off.
- Right, Tammy? - Darn-tootin'.
Come and get it.
Get your own candle.
Hey, Mom, why does your lame TV only have one channel?
Well, hate to say I told ya...
Ow!
Hey, Tapper?
No, Ralph. I haven't seen Vanellope.
Not since the last time you asked me 30 seconds ago.
Sorry. I'm just worried about her.
She's glitching like crazy, and acting super insecure.
Oh. And get this, she said...
being friends with me wasn't enough for her.
Not enough? I'm a great friend!
Right, Tapper? Right?
I'm sorry. Who's acting insecure?
Ralph, come on.
The kid just lost her game. Give her a break.
- There you are... Oh. - Hey, Ralph.
Hey, Felix. Since when do you drink root beer?
Since tonight.
Yeah, I hear you, buddy.
Hey, listen. This one was supposed to be for Vanellope.
I guess you can have it. Doesn't look like she's coming.
Thanks.
You know, I can't help but think this whole mess is somehow...
partially my fault.
It figures. Just when my life was perfect.
Mine was, too.
But, hey, now I'm a father of 15.
Isn't that just a blessing?
Eeeee-oh-boy!
Wait. What'd you say, Felix?
Um, isn't that just a blessing?
No, the weird sound thing.
Oh. Eeeee-oh-boy?
Yeah. Eee-oh...
Sorry, say it again?
- Eeeee-oh-boy. - Eeeee-oh-boy!
- Eee-oh-boy! - Eee-boy! Say it again?
- Eeeee-oh-boy! - Eeeee-oh-boy.
- Eeeee-oh-boy... - eboy! eboy! eboy!
- eboy? eboy? - eboy.
Yeah.
Um, what are you getting at there, Ralph?
That kid out in the arcade said there was a steering wheel part...
on the Internet, it's something called eboy or...
ebay! That's it, it was ebay!
Ralph, are you thinking about going to the Internet and finding that part?
Getting that part's the only thing
that's gonna fix the game and that's the only thing
that's gonna make Vanellope happy again.
And if Sugar Rush is fixed,
all those lovable scamps living in my house...
and destroying my sanity will have homes of their own again!
Ralph, this is an important mission. A noble mission!
- I will cover for you. - Thanks, pal.
Ralph, what about your tab? You owe me for the root beer.
Oh, Felix is gonna cover for me.
Drinks on the house, everybody! Felix is paying.
Shoryuken!
Eeeee-oh-boy.
Ralph, what is wrong with you?
Start churning butter
and put on your church shoes, little sister...
'cause we're about to blast off!
What are you even talking about?
What?
Yeah, to find the part to fix your game.
No way!
Yeah, I probably should've just said,
"We're going to the Internet." We're going to the Internet!
Yeah, we are!
Hey, Surge, are we glad to see you.
We want to report some malfeasance over by the Whac-A-Mole.
Yeah, we saw some undesirables causing a real donnybrook over there.
Oh, heck no. Not on my watch.
Appreciate the tip.
So, all we gotta do is find this eboy place.
- Ebay. - Right, ebay.
So we go there, get the steering wheel...
we have it delivered to Litwak before Friday.
He'll fix your game. Everything goes back to the way it was.
Boom! Happily ever after.
This is a shockingly sound, well-thought-out idea for you, Ralph.
No offense.
- I know. And none taken. - Ooh, here it comes.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...
I give you the Internet!
The Internet is not nearly as impressive as how Sonic described it.
Yeah, I gotta admit, I'm underwhelmed.
Where do you think they keep their ebay?
Beats me. Hello, anybody here?
Anyone? Hello! We're looking for ebay!
Ooh. Did you hear that, kid? Sweet echo.
Check this out.
Hoolie-hoo! Hoolie-hoo!
Okay, connect to network.
Bingo.
Password is "high score" with a zero instead of an "o."
Yes. And we are online.
Hoolie-hoo!
Hoolie-hoolie-hoo!
Ooh, Ralph, look.
Cool. Mood lighting.
Ahhh! That's a gremlin! Stay away! It's a gremlin!
It looks like a tiny Mr. Litwak.
IP address 415-1037-483.
Oh, cool! Come on, Ralph, let's follow him!
Hey, wait for me! Kid, come back! Wait!
- Hey! Don't leave without me! - IP address 415-1037-483.
Vanellope!
I can't breathe. I don't fit.
Yeah! Whoo!
Kid!
Ralph! Isn't this great?
No, it is not!
No, no, no.
- Sweet mother of monkey milk! - Whoa!
Kid, I don't think we're in Litwak's anymore.
We most certainly are not, friendo.
We are in the Internet! Come on, Ralph!
Holy cow! Look at all this stuff.
Whoa. This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen.
But it's so big. It goes on forever and ever.
How are we possibly gonna find ebay out there?
Hey, kid. Kid, don't worry.
I'm sure there's someone out here who could give us directions.
Look at that little egg guy.
He's got on one of those hats that smart people wear.
I bet he could help us. Come on.
Welcome back to the search bar, madam.
I hope you were able to find a satisfactory breakfast burrito...
based upon the search results I provided this morning.
What can KnowsMore help you find now?
Where can I find ballet...?
Ballet shoes? Ballet classes? Ballet folklorico?
...tights?
Girls' size small.
Oh, little Madeline's trying ballet now, is she?
I hope this lasts longer than the soccer phase.
I found 23 million results for ballet tights, girls' size small.
Isn't that interesting?
Redirecting to DesmondsTutus.com.
They never say thank you. Oh, hello, sir.
Interesting, you don't seem to have a search history.
Well, let's start one for you.
What can KnowsMore help you find today?
- Um... - Umbrella. Umbrage.
- Umami. Uma Thurman. - No.
Noah's Ark. No Doubt. Nordstrom Rack.
Ergonomics. Urban Outfitters. Urkel, played by Jaleel White.
Looks like no one put Humpty Dumpty together again.
This guy's a little soft-boiled.
I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.
Yes. I'm sorry, but my autofill is a touch aggressive today.
Let me try. ebay Sugar Rush steering wheel.
I only found one result for your query.
Hmm. Isn't that interesting?
- What? How did you...? - Ah, the Internet's very intuitive.
- Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore. - Well, you're welcome.
Redirecting to ebay.
I like her. What a delightful girl.
Slow traffic will be fined for speeds less than three megabytes per second.
Wow, I guess we know where to go if we ever need a pair of goggles.
There's a whole building full of them.
Oh! There it is! ebay!
Ralph, we're really gonna do it. We're actually gonna save my game.
Told you not to worry.
We just gotta keep our eyes on the prize and stay focused.
Get rid of belly fat using this one weird trick.
Ooh! I love weird tricks.
- Sassy housewives want to meet you. - They do?
- Congratulations, you're a winner! - Really?
These ten child stars went to prison. Number six will amaze you.
- That sounds interesting. - Wanna get rich playing video games?
Click here to find out how.
Ralph, come on!
But there's a lot of cool stuff here.
I'll be right here if you change your mind, brother.
Ooh, how about you, lady? You wanna get rich playing video games?
Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up...
a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten.
Bidding starts at 49.99.
850 for the beaver, the beautifully taxidermied beaver...
...a gently used artificial hip...
and the bidding's open at $10. Do I hear 20?
Do I hear 350? Who'll give me 350? 50, 50, 50 now.
- Who'll give me 350? - 400!
Going once, going twice and sold!
The tortilla chip shaped like
international superstar Beyonce Knowles... goes for 400.
Yay! So happy.
Are you understanding how this game works?
I think all you have to do is yell out the biggest number...
and then you win this stuff.
And I thought Qbert's game was weird. Hey, kid, hop up here...
and see if you can tell where they keep their steering wheels.
Uh, there's a bunch of sports memberabilia.
And big baby clothes called "lingerie."
- Huh. - Go to the right, move right.
Oh. There's a row with a bunch of old video game junk!
Oh, there it is! There it is! I see it!
Oh, someone else is trying to win it.
Come on! Hurry, let's go!
We got 275.
And with 30 seconds left in the auction, we have 275.
Move! Move! Hey!
- That's ours! Out of the way! - Do I hear a three?
- I'll give you three! - I got three!
Can I get a 305? 305? Can I get a 3-5?
- 305. - 305, can I get a 310?
- Can you bid 310? - 310.
- 315. - 320.
325.
Oh, man, this guy is good.
He keeps coming up with numbers like it's nothing.
I have three-and-a-quarter. Do I hear 350?
- 350? 350? - Watch this.
1,000!
We now have a bid of 1,000!
Way to go, kid! That is a huge number.
- Thank you. - Check this out.
15,000!
15,000! Do I hear 15-5?
15-fiver!
- 16! - 17!
- 18! - 20!
- 23! - 25!
- 27! - 27 and one!
And sold! For 27,001...
to the barefoot hobo in the broken overalls.
Hey, that's me!
- We won! - We won!
Congratulations. Here's your voucher for auction item 197324579.
Please take it to checkout for processing.
So, we are set to ship one Sugar Rush steering wheel...
...to a Litwak's Family FunLand in Los Aburridos, California.
Yep!
With expedited shipping, that should arrive Wednesday morning.
That's two whole days before Litwak scraps your game.
- We're way ahead of schedule. - We rule!
I'll just need a credit card number.
Sorry, what's a credit card number?
- A credit card number. - Number. Right. Uh, seven.
Excuse me?
Sorry, no. You're right, ridiculous. I meant 11.
- Those aren't credit card numbers. - I'm pretty sure they are.
How exactly do you intend to pay for this item, sir?
- You owe $27,001. - What?
Dollars? Dollars like money?
Yes, and if you don't have a credit card...
we also accept PayPal, Venmo,
ProPay, SquareCash and BuzzzyBucks.
You're gonna laugh. Okay.
So this big galoot, he left his wallet at home.
Yeah, yeah, I did leave my wallet at home,
in my wallet room. And the door's locked.
Look. If you don't pay within 24 hours...
you will be in violation of the unpaid item policy...
you will forfeit the bid, and you will lose this item.
Next!
Hey, buddy, you going to eboy?
Well, I got some free advice for you. Don't.
What a scam!
We were so close, and we would have gotten...
Look, their signs aren't even real!
kWhat the heck? Dang Internet.
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
Hey, kid. What's going on? What's wrong?
If I don't have a steering wheel,
I don't have a game, I'm gameless.
There's only one steering wheel in the whole Internet...
and we blew our chance to get it. We blew it!
Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
We came here to save your game,
- and that's what we're gonna do. - Right.
- Okay? - Okay, yeah.
There you go. Now look, all we got to do...
is figure out a way to earn a little bit of moola.
We're video game characters, Ralph. We don't have moola.
Unless you can think of some magical way
to get rich playing video games.
Wanna get rich playing video games?
Click right here to find out how.
Back off, pop-up!
- Right this way, miss. - Dang pop-up blockers.
Why does everybody gotta be so mean?
Ooh! There he is! Oh, thank goodness you're still here!
Me and my friend here, we got 24 hours to make $27,001...
or she loses her game.
Yeah, can you please tell us how to get rich playing video games?
You bet!
Come on, click here, and I'll take you to my website.
You got an ample carriage there, buster. Causing a little drag.
Sorry. You're getting close to the edge.
You see the...? The edge. The edge!
By the way, my name is JP Spamley...
and I'd like to welcome the both of you to the Spamley family.
All right, step into my parlor.
This is your website?
I know what you're thinking, not to worry.
My anti-virus guy was just here.
Clean as a...
Dang it!
Oh, my gosh. That's embarrassing.
Anyway, I know it's a bit of a mess...
Hey, Gord!
But I do have a system here, I really do.
If I can just find that... Gord!
I just got to find this list.
Oh, there you are.
These guys are looking to get rich playing video games.
What do you got for them, partner?
Thank you.
"Fishwife's amulet, Wizard Quest, three dollars."
"Foxhole hammer, Zombie Crusades, five dollars"?
Now, those there are some of your more commonplace, low-dollar items.
Can you back up a sec, Mr. Spamley?
Um, you're saying if we find the Golden Cleats
from Pro League Soccer...
we find those and bring them back here to you...
then a human being in the real world will pay us $15?
Yes, ma'am.
Welcome to the exciting world of loot hunting.
Folks go into games...
they harvest the most coveted items...
and they sell them on my website
to the highest bidder. Ha-ha?
Okay, but here's the thing...
we need like a buttload of money.
So, do you have any more lucrative items, maybe?
Gord!
Oh, there you are.
Thank you, buddy. You're such a nice guy.
Is $40,000 lucrative enough for you?
- Whoa! - Whoa.
It's more than enough.
I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa...
who will pay 40 grand for Shank's car...
from a game called Slaughter Race.
A racing game?
That's right. Slaughter Race is the most popular
online racing game out there.
- However, it is wicked dangerous. - We ain't afraid of danger.
This kid's the best racer in the whole world.
We'll get you that car, no problemo.
Slaughter Race! Enter at your own risk.
Okay, this game is kind of amazing.
Meh, the attention to detail is pretty impressive.
I don't think I've ever been in a game with smog before.
- Nice kitty. Nice kitty. - Easy, boy. Easy.
Let's just find Shank's car and get outta here.
Agreed.
- Look. Look. - Whoa!
- There it is. - That car is gorgeous.
No wonder it's worth so much.
Aw, sugar.
- Players. They beat us to it. - Aw.
31 hours of continuous gameplay...
and we've finally found Shank's car.
Let's jack this ride.
Oh, yeah, DirtySocks, it's on.
Jim! Jimmy?
You're not playing that horrible game again, are you?
No, Grandma!
I'm doing my homework.
Okay, like I said...
Let's jack this ride.
Well, well, well.
While the cat was away, these mice tried to play.
Hey, I think that might be Shank.
Listen up, mice...
anyone who tries to play with this cat's ride
is gonna get got.
You're going down, Shank.
Pyro. Give those punks the works.
With pleasure.
End of the road!
Gosh dang it! Now we gotta start all over.
Ralph, maybe...
Hey, where are you going?
I am scared.
If we get burned up in here,
that's it, we're dead, we're gone.
So, I think we should get outta here right now.
No, wait, wait. I have an idea.
- Hey, Shank? - What's up, Pyro?
Um, do you ever reckon we're going a bit too hard on the players?
Honestly, no, I don't.
Of course, I have empathy for players like DirtySocks537
and BabeRaham_Linkin...
but if we just let them win,
where's the life lesson? You know?
- Mmm. - Yeah, but to Pyro's point...
I mean, those players work so hard to get here.
I hear you, Felony...
but imagine a game without challenges.
The same predictable thing every single time...
- who wants that? - Shank's right.
I just saw a really insightful TED talk...
and I can't really remember what the guy said.
It was more about how he made me feel.
But I think, ultimately, the point was...
I honor your journeys, guys.
And we honor yours, Butcher Boy.
- Thank you. - Hey, Shank,
did you ever wonder what it would be like...
if someone actually did get your car?
Well, I know one thing...
whoever does will have to be the best of the best.
- Good day to you, madam. - Who are you?
I'm here from the, uh, Department of Noise.
And the thing is, we've been getting some complaints down at HQ.
Uh, Larry's the one who takes the calls.
Anyways, someone told Larry...
that we've been hearing a lot of gun sounds and screaming sounds...
and what-have-you. That sort of thing.
Whoa! This is nice.
Where have you been all my life?
Uh, so I came to check on things.
Oh, I'm sorry, who did you say you were again?
Oh, I'm Larry?
Uh, you said Larry took the call.
Good job, Larry!
Yeah, worked like a charm!
Are you kidding me? Someone got Shank's car?
And I need yours. Sorry.
I'm just... I'm just gonna go.
This is the worst day of my life!
It's a shame we have to leave so soon. This game is cool.
Just get us out of here
so we can get this car to Spamley and get paid.
No problem.
Look at this guy coming in hot.
You mess with the bull, you get the horns, little girl!
You still have value, Butcher Boy.
Oh, no! It's that Shank lady.
She looks upset.
Ah, don't worry, I'll lose her.
Where are you going?
Kid, get back on the track. I'm gonna lose my cookies.
There is no track. I can drive anywhere.
Oh, kid, she's coming up right behind us.
Oh, hello!
I believe you have something of mine.
Yeah, come and get it.
This girl can drive.
Would you hurry up and lose her?
I'm trying!
Hang on, chumbo!
I don't like this!
Whoa! Mother Hubbard, this lady can really drive.
Kid, fire! Do you see the fire?
Dead end! Dead end!
Not for me. Bye-bye, Shanky.
- Oh, yeah! - That's the stuff.
Good job, kid.
Oh, yeah, I feel like me again.
One exit straight ahead.
You're not gonna lose me that easy.
How did you...?
Uh, you might wanna keep your eyes on the road.
Kid!
Yo, Department of Noise, get out of my car!
Oh, man, what are we gonna do?
You just stay put, don't panic.
I'm gonna talk to her. Ralph, be careful.
It's fine. This is what heroes do.
My bottom is stuck.
This car is not designed for a big boy.
I'll tell you that. Hi.
You guys really thought you could just steal my car?
Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen now.
No, wait, listen. We aren't normally car thieves.
My friend here, she's a candy kart racer.
You should see her racing around her sweet little track...
in her cookie wafer car we built together.
And, well, the thing is, her perfect little game broke...
and it was my fault...
so we're here to try to fix it...
and we need money to do that,
and someone was gonna pay us money...
- to steal your car... - Okay, okay.
- ...and so we took it. - You can stop crying.
Though I do respect your wonderful display of vulnerability.
- Thank you. - I get it, I do.
Friendship is everything to us, too.
- Right, guys? - Word. We're like family.
That's really great.
So, does this mean we can keep your car?
Absolutely not. But I do want to help.
Hey, you got your phone on you?
- You know it. - Let's make a video.
Pyro, hit big boy with the blow and go.
I'd love to.
Wait. What's the...?
What are you doing?
Say something, first thing that comes to your mind.
I'm gonna wreck it!
Good. All right. Turn it off.
- What the heck did you do that for? - Yeah.
There are much better ways to make money on the Internet
than stealing cars...
such as becoming a BuzzzTube star.
Am I supposed to know what that is?
Oh, come on. Everybody knows BuzzzTube.
It's the video-sharing site.
I'm just starting your account...
All right, there you go.
If this thing goes viral, you can make a lot of money.
A friend of mine, chick named Yesss...
she's the head algorithm over there.
Tell her I sent you. Yesss will hook you up.
Wow, that's really nice of you.
I'm not sure if "nice" is the right word.
Well, thank you.
I should be thanking you, little sister.
That race was fun.
Well, thank you again. Uh... You know...
While we're talking shop, what move did you do
to get through that tunnel of fire?
Was it a power drift into a drift jump, maybe, or...?
Maybe.
If you ever wanna come back for a rematch...
I'd be happy to kick your butt again.
See you.
Whoa.
Show-off.
Man, oh, man, that place was scary.
I know. It was so exciting!
No, exciting is when you smile.
Scary is when you clench your butt,
and my butt is still clenched.
Oh, come on, are you honestly telling me...
that Shank lady wasn't the coolest person you ever met?
Cool? Name one cool thing about her.
Um, let's see, she looks cool, she talks cool...
she drives cool, her hair is cool, her car is cool...
Wait a minute, are you saying my hair isn't cool?
What? No! I'm just saying the game was next-level.
There was no one telling you what to do or where to go.
Hey, just where do you think you're going?
To BuzzzTube. It's this way.
No, no, no. We're going back to Spamley's.
He can give us some easier loot to find.
No, we're supposed to see Shank's friend.
Oh, come on. I don't trust that Shank one bit.
- Well, I do. - Well, I...
- Hello, mister. - Who are you?
I'm your friendly ebay alert messenger.
Huh. An actual eboy.
Just here to let you know your bid expires in eight hours.
Eight hours. Okay, thanks, eboy.
You got it, Jackson!
Chumbo, if we nickel-and-dime it with Spamley...
it will take 20 years to make enough money to buy the wheel.
All right, fine. We'll do it your way.
But I'm telling you right now, that BuzzzTube place
is a terrible idea.
Man, there are all kinds of videos in here.
Yeah, if you like babies and cats.
- Look, there's you! - Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna wreck it!
I wonder why those little guys
are giving your video all those hearts?
Because obviously they love me.
I told you this place was a good idea.
Yeah, sure you did, doof.
Now, who we supposed to see about getting paid again?
The head algorithm. Her name is Yesss.
No. No. No.
Uninspired, cliched...
Ugh! YouTube's got this one.
Chewbacca Dad? Really?
Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom, but it's a daddy.
No!
Heyo! Are you the head of Al Gore?
I am the head algorithm of BuzzzTube...
which means I curate the content...
at the Internet's most popular video-sharing site.
Which means, I don't have time to trifle...
with every shoeless, mouth-breathing hobo
that trundles into my office.
Call security, Maybe.
Yes. But, Yesss, this is the leaf blower guy.
- Who? - The man with the undulating jowls.
- So? - His video has 1.3 million hearts.
Well!
Why didn't you tell me I was in the presence of a genius?
Grab him a drink.
Yeah, this lady named Shank... she actually made the video.
She's the one who told us to come see you.
No wonder your video's so dope.
Shank is for real cool.
Right?
She is not.
I'm the cool one getting all the hearts.
Well, that's right, you big baby.
Yeah.
Um, what'd you say your name was?
Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph.
Well, Wreck-It Ralph, you are trending!
And these are for you. Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts.
- Hearts, hearts, hearts! - Hearts, hearts, hearts!
Yes! Hearts!
Uh, not to buzzkill the lovefest you guys got going on here...
but Shank kinda told us that viral videos can make, like, actual money?
Oh, hearts are money, honey.
Your Buzzzy account converts hearts into dollars.
Ka-ching!
$43,000!
Kid, we only needed $27,001. We're done.
Oh, no, no, no.
That's $43.
43? That's not even half of 27,001.
And we only have eight hours left to save my game.
Ugh. Well, I hate to say it, but that ain't happening.
Your video is tapped out.
But I thought I was trenching?
Trending.
You were. But that was 15 seconds ago.
Now, you're not.
Thanks for stopping by, though.
What are we gonna do, kid?
All right, pal, I have an idea. And hear me out.
What if we go back to Slaughter Race
and I ask Shank really...
No, no, no. We're not going back to that death trap.
Yesss, what if I made you a whole bunch of videos...
of me doing all kinds of them crazy things?
You mean saturate the market?
That could get you a lot of hearts fast.
Have you thought this through at all?
What do you plan on even doing in these videos?
I'll just copy whatever's popular.
Genius. Yo, Maybe, what's trending right now?
Mmm-hmm. Let's have a lookie-lookie.
As usual, human suffering is number one...
followed by hot pepper eating challenges...
video game walkthroughs...
oh, screaming goats are back...
unboxings, cooking demos, makeup tutorials...
and lastly, ugh, bee puns.
Let's "bee" friends.
Two weeks in a row, guys.
That's a fortnight of bee puns.
He won't be doing any bee puns. They're beneath you.
Oh, I'm doing a bee pun. Oh, yes, I am.
And I'm eating a hot pepper, and I'm putting on makeup...
and whatever else it takes!
Because, kid, we came here to save your game
- and we're gonna do it. - I love it! Ha!
That is what the Internet was made for!
Now, let's get to work.
Seen it.
Saw that one.
Seen it. Seen it.
Yo, McNeely, you remember Wreck-It Ralph?
That bad guy from the old video game?
Yeah, exactly.
I'm gonna send you a super random video.
Check it out, dude. Yeah, I'll give it a heart. Whatever.
Hey, everybody, welcome to Up To the Meme-ent!
I'm your host, Dani Fernandez.
Nobody knows who's making them,
but the whole world is going bonkers over a series of truly bizarre videos...
starring '80s-era bad guy Wreck-It Ralph.
Check out what everyone is buzzing about...
over at BuzzzTube.com.
Hey, guys, Wreck-It Ralph here...
with the ghost pepper challenge.
Supposed to be spicy. We'll see about that.
Mmm. That's not so...
Oh, it's very hot! Oh, make it stop!
Yo, McNeely, another one just dropped.
Check it out, dude.
Where are these things coming from?
Hey, Josey, did you see the pepper challenge?
Oh, not yet. I'm watching the one where he just smacks his lips.
It's disgusting.
You don't want any real hard lines.
You just want to blend that out there, like this...
And that, my friends,
is how you achieve the perfect cat eye.
I always start with the hootnanny. Shift it into a floss.
And now I finish with a hot Marat. Huh? Huh?
Follow along with me,
and I'm gonna give this little cloud a little friend...
in the form of a tree.
Everybody needs a friend.
Look at these guys. Look at this one, sleeping under his ear.
You couch potatoes. Wake up.
We've been baking at about 950 degrees now for six hours...
so she should be ready.
Voila! Burnt pie!
Let's have a little whiff of this here.
My hair, my hair! My hair!
This man is on fire.
Literal and figurative fire.
But he still needs 200 million hearts in the next five hours...
or this beautiful child loses her game.
That's why I'm on to phase two...
you, my elite Pop-Up Army.
I need you out there popping up...
and getting clicks all over the Internet.
I'm talking Tumblr, Instagram, Mashable.
Be my pied pipers and lead that beautiful traffic to BuzzzTube...
because Wreck-It Ralph needs his hearts.
Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you.
You don't wanna miss this. It's the latest Wreck-It Ralph video.
Click it. Click it!
Man oh Manischewitz, that looks so fun.
Yesss, can I be a pop-up?
I don't know. Can you be annoyingly aggressive?
I don't know. Can I? Can I? Can I?
Can I? Can I? Can I?
Oh, yes, you're perfect. Here.
Thank you!
If you're going, I wanna go.
No, baby, you've got to stay here and be my movie star.
What? No, no, no. Me and the kid are like shoes and socks.
Or peanut butter and bacon. One cannot exist without the other.
- Go on, kid, tell her. - It's true.
In fact, it's so true that we will be fine if we're apart for a minute.
Come on, pal. It's my game we're trying to save.
I just wanna get out there and be useful.
But without me?
What if you get lost? You're just a kid.
Oh, and you're some mature adult?
Well, I'm bigger.
Don't be insecure, big fella.
She's not gonna get lost. I promise.
She'll be in my personal web browser.
And your app comes with BuzzzFace...
so you can keep in touch anywhere on the Internet.
See, I'll be fine.
I know, I just...
We haven't been apart in like six years.
I'm going to miss you.
You'll be fine, too.
The more hearts your videos get,
the faster we'll get the wheel.
And then we can go home.
Look, we'll be celebrating at Tapper's this time tomorrow, buddy.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Bye!
Be careful, huh? Don't be a dummy.
So where exactly are you sending her?
Since candy girl comes from an arcade game...
I'm thinking she'd be good in the gaming district.
Oh, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
Those games are dangerous, and they rot your brain.
Why don't we send her somewhere
a little more totally different than that...
and nowhere near there?
Let's see. Family Friendly Fansites.
That sounds safe, and she is technically a princess...
so how about this one here with the sweet little pink castle?
I love it. Okay, I'll redirect our newest pop-up to OhMyDisney.com.
Jeez Louise, this place is bonkers! Whoa!
To infinity and beyond!
Aw, come on. Princesses and cartoon characters?
Lame.
Hey, easy there.
Oh, I mean, no offense or anything.
Well, time to get to work.
And for your final question.
"My friends would describe me as?"
"Smart, funny, kind, or brave."
Kind, I guess?
Based on your answers, your princess BFF is
Snow White!
I do believe our friendship will be the fairest of them all!
Hey, wanna meet my BFF? It's Wreck-It Ralph.
Just click here to see his new video.
Thank you.
Yeah, um, in Captain America: The First Avenger...
Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil,
the World Tree, Guardian of Wisdom and Fate.
Are we to believe, sir,
that you are a descendant of that tree?
I am Groot.
Okay, okay. Thank you very much.
Um, what is Drax really like?
- I am Groot. - Thank you.
Yeah. Are you a conifer or a fruit-bearing tree?
- I... - Excuse me.
I'll take this one. He is Groot,
I am Vanellope, click here to meet Wreck-It Ralph.
Eh, this is almost too easy.
Hey, do you have a permit for that pop-up?
That's unauthorized clickbait. You're coming with us, kid.
She's getting away.
This way.
Sorry, mister!
Hey, can't you read? Cast members only!
I think she went down this way. Come on.
Roger that.
Did you see a kid come through here?
She came running through here like a headless hen.
- Any sign of her? - No, maybe she went down
to the Air Bud pavilion.
Come on. Let's check it out.
Uh, hi!
Whoa, whoa. Ladies, I can explain.
See, I'm a princess, too.
- Wait, what? - Yeah.
Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz...
of the, uh, Sugar Rush Von Schweetzes.
I'm sure you've heard of us.
It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't.
Huh. What kind of a princess are you?
What kind?
- Do you have magic hair? - No.
- Magic hands? - No.
- Do animals talk to you? - No.
- Were you poisoned? - No!
- Cursed? - No!
- Kidnapped or enslaved? - No!
Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Then I have to assume you made a deal
with an underwater sea witch where she took your voice
in exchange for a pair of human legs?
No! Good Lord, who would do that?
Have you ever had True Love's Kiss?
- Ew! Barf! - Do you have daddy issues?
I don't even have a mom.
Neither do we!
And now for the million-dollar question.
Do people assume all your problems got solved
because a big strong man showed up?
Yes! What is up with that?
She is a princess!
Who made your gown?
I've never seen anything quite like it.
Oh, this old thing?
Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.
- As would I. - Me too!
- So cool. - Best outfit ever!
Ooh! I want one, too, you guys!
I'll get my mice on this.
So this is love.
All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy!
Yay, Vanellope!
Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world...
I never thought I'd get to wear a real...
what's it called again?
Oh, yeah. Shirt.
♪ I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt... ♪
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait! What's going on?
Uh, she's singing.
Yeah, but there was like music and a spotlight.
Wait, you all saw it too, right?
That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.
Oh, that's never happened to me. I mean, not even once.
Why don't you give it a try?
What is it you really want? Sing about that.
Okay. Uh, sure.
Huh. I could do that. Um, let's see.
♪ Oh, steering wheel Oh, steering wheel
♪ Oh, yes I want a steering wheel ♪
Well, there is a lot to unpack here.
So, this steering wheel you sing of,
that's a metaphor?
Oh, no, no, no, it's not a metaphor. I just...
I literally want a steering wheel.
I think the issue is I was a little pitchy.
Maybe a little.
But sometimes your song can't start...
until you go someplace to reflect.
What works for some of us...
is finding a form of water and staring at it.
What?
Oh, yes, I like to stare at a wishing well!
I stare at the ocean.
- Horse trough. - Soap bubbles!
Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...
Uh, important water.
Right. Of course. "Important water."
I stare at the important water...
and somehow magically I'll start singing about my dream?
- For sure. - Mmm-hmm.
Uh, yeah, I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.
Five minutes, Princesses.
Another "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizlet starts in five minutes.
Okay, thank you.
Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.
It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.
And best of luck finding your song.
What did she just say?
- We don't know. - We can't understand her.
She's from the other studio.
Hi, everybody. Wreck-It Ralph here...
with a little box I'm gonna open.
Let's see what we got here.
A "Pancake Milkshake Fun Set." Huh.
Got a little heft to it. Something wobbling around in there.
Wonder if we got the kitty or the bunny.
Let's open it up.
Man, who would've guessed a bee pun
would be the thing to put us over the top?
Huh. That's the Internet for you.
All right, it is uploading.
Hey, mister!
Oh. Hi, eboy.
Just here to let you know your bid does expire in 30 minutes.
- Thanks, little eboy. - You got it, chairman.
You hear that, Yesss? We don't have a lot of time left.
Okay. We just gotta...
No, no, no.
No! Not you!
What? Why are you angry at the lollipop?
What does that mean?
The file's not loading.
If this doesn't load, we're not gonna make it.
- Hmm. - You don't have enough hearts.
Ralph, where are you going?
I'm going down to the floor to get some hearts.
Ah! Genius! Good thinking.
Now, someone get me tech support in here, stat!
Only one person.
Hey, guys, come and check out my video, you're gonna love it.
Right, right over here. Yep, here we go.
What are you... You guys!
Aw. A cat?
You're gonna like this better than some dusty old cat.
What?
Give me that hose, partner.
You know you love me, give me those hearts. There we go.
Hey, folks, where are you going? Give my video a heart.
That's it. Let's see who's in here.
Hello?
Anybody in here?
What the heck is this place?
Some kind of libary?
"Wreck-It Ralph is back."
Hey, they're talking about me.
Gee whiz, the Internet is so positive.
"Fix-It Felix, Jr. was my favorite game."
Hmm. Mine, too.
"Ralph's videos stink."
What?
"So stupid."
"Ralph is the worst."
"I hate him."
"He's so fat and ugly."
"Just a worthless bum, alone on a pile of bricks."
Yo, Ralph, you in here, dude?
Hey, I got to show you...
First rule of the Internet...
do not read the comments.
I should have told you that.
Look.
This place can bring out the worst in some people...
but you gotta ignore all this.
This isn't about you, Ralph. It's about them.
I don't care. It's fine.
People hated me my whole life for being the bad guy.
It's just a good reminder
that this is the only heart that really matters.
Vanellope gave me this...
and as long as she likes me...
I don't need anybody else.
And I sure don't need the Internet.
Hold on.
It's not all bad.
The Internet can also be a place...
where you find a steering wheel at one website...
and make enough money to buy it at another one.
Congratulations, Ralph. You did it.
Wait, really?
Yes, check your Buzzzy account.
You needed 27K, you got over 30 grand!
Oh, my gosh! This is great!
Thank you, Yesss. I couldn't have done it without you!
That's really true.
Hey, eboy?
- What do you need, ace? - Can you give me a ride?
Let's hop along, Cassidy.
Come on, song, come on.
I'm reflecting.
What is it that I want?
What is my quest? What is my dream?
Well, ladies, I tried.
No song for this princess, I guess.
How does this thing work?
Hey, kid, can you see me?
Yeah! Yeah, you're right there.
We did it! We got the money!
No way, Ralph! That's great!
I'm on my way to ebay right now with the eboy.
We're almost there, champ.
Good work, eboy.
Hey, meet me out in front of ebay in five minutes, okay?
Okay, I'll see you soon.
We're going home, kid!
Our lives can finally get back to normal.
Wow, I can't believe it. I get to go home.
So, I guess that's it.
I guess I just wanted a... a steering wheel.
And now, I got it, so...
who-hoo.
Slaughter Race?
♪ What can it be that calls me to this place today? ♪
♪ This lawless car ballet? ♪
♪ What can it be? ♪
♪ Am I a baby pigeon sprouting wings to soar? ♪
♪ Was that a metaphor? ♪
♪ Hey, there's a dollar store ♪
♪ Look! I'm rhyming ♪
♪ My spirits climbing ♪
♪ As I'm called through this fog of mace ♪
♪ To this place called ♪
♪ Slaughter Race.. ♪
♪ Welcome back Watch your head ♪
♪ Hate to see you end up dead ♪
♪ Let's get this party rollin' ♪
♪ Is that appliance stolen? ♪
- ♪ We have ♪ - ♪ Fallen wires ♪
- ♪ Dumpster fires ♪ - ♪ Creepy clowns ♪
♪ And burning tires ♪
♪ That great white in the sewer ♪
♪ You'll be happy that you knew her ♪
♪ Fin bump! ♪
♪ Dogs and cats They sure taste great ♪
♪ With a side of license plate ♪
♪ Some find us deplorable ♪
♪ Well, I think you're adorable ♪
♪ We may be a motley crew But our hearts ring true ♪
♪ And just for you A face tattoo ♪
♪ Slaughter Race.. ♪
♪ My heart's in flight And wow, it's a blast ♪
♪ Feels like my dreams are real at last ♪
♪ No trace of a frown upon your face ♪
♪ Flying so fast ♪
♪ Setting the pace ♪
- ♪ Living the life ♪ - ♪ Loving the chase ♪
- ♪ Now is the time ♪ - ♪ Here is the place ♪
♪ This Slaughter Race! ♪
♪ I know I should go ♪
♪ But home feels so slow ♪
♪ These roads are paved with dreams ♪
♪ Happy dreams Not creepy clown dreams ♪
♪ What would Ralph say ♪
♪ If it turns out I stay? ♪
♪ In this place called ♪
♪ Slaughter.. ♪
♪ Race.. ♪
♪ In this place called
♪ Slaughter.. ♪
♪ Race.. ♪
That old, tired laptop
moving at a sloth speed? Bid on a new one today!
Do you wanna get rich playing video games?
Click here to...
Oh. Ralph. Ralph! Hey, there.
Oh, hey, Spamley.
What's the good word, brother?
Well, the good word is I just paid for the steering wheel...
and we are going home.
- Congratulations. - Thanks.
Hey, have you seen Vanellope anywhere?
Oh, uh, your little chum? Uh, no, no, I haven't.
Hope she's not lost.
Let me try to reach her on this doohickey.
See over there? Over that mountain?
- Yeah. - That's the Sequoia Speedway.
It's gonna be unlocked next month.
Hey, what are you doing in that awful game with her?
I think the track will end...
right over there. Yo, it's gonna be so tight.
Oh, I love it.
Hey, can I tell you something that I don't think I could ever tell Ralph?
Of course.
I know it sounds crazy...
but the second I walked into this game, it felt...
Well, it felt like home.
I mean, more than Sugar Rush ever did.
Oh, yeah? How so?
'Cause it's like my dream.
It's full of weirdos...
and the racing is super dangerous...
and you never know what's gonna happen next.
I mean, back home,
I know exactly what's gonna happen next...
because Ralph's dream is to do the same thing every day.
Here's something I wish I'd learned years ago.
There is no law saying best friends have to have the same dreams.
You know?
Whoa.
Yeah.
You are a very wise person, Shank.
And a good friend, too.
Thank you.
Around here, peeps like to say, "Shank you."
You know, after you go home
and your life gets back to normal...
you are always welcome here.
But that's the thing, I want this to be my normal.
I want this to be my life.
I can't go home now.
I just can't.
Wow.
You know, where I come from,
that's called a kick in the face.
I can't believe it.
A straight-up donkey kick to the teeth.
She's supposed to be my best friend.
No, this can't be right.
No, she's been brainwashed.
That's what this is.
Because the Vanellope I know would never abandon me like that.
I gotta get her out of there now.
Hey, easy now, tiger.
I admire the impulse...
but you charge in there like some white knight...
she's liable to hold it against you.
So what? I'm supposed to just let her stay in a game
that's obviously bad for her?
Of course not.
Then how do I make her leave?
She thinks it's so cool and exciting in there.
Unless you know how I can make the game boring or...
Wait. You know about viruses and stuff, right, Spamley?
- Who's asking? - Whoa.
Back home, me and the kid
used to goof off in this game called Tron.
But then it got a virus that made the motorbikes go slow...
and then Vanellope stopped wanting to hang out in there.
So, is there a way
to do something like that to Slaughter Race?
Oh, there's ways.
Follow me.
I got mothers' maiden names...
social security numbers, PIN numbers...
Now, this area down here is what's called the Darknet.
A lot of shady characters hang out down here...
so try to keep a low profile. Gord!
Oh, there you are.
Now Gord here, he's dabbled in virus-making.
But his cousin, this guy we're gonna go see...
Double Dan, this dude is a virus-making machine.
Oh, oh, here we go.
Are you sure this is safe?
Is it safe? Of course it is.
Just whatever you do, do not look at his little brother.
Oh, he has a little brother?
Double Dan! Long time no see.
- Who are you? - JP Spamley.
Uh, we met one time over at Friendster...
which tells you it had to be a long time ago.
- Oye. What are you looking at? - Nothing.
Are you looking at my brother?
- No, sir. - Don't you look at my little brother.
- Oh, no, I wasn't. - He's very self-conscious!
You?
What are you doing here?
The reason I came to your neck of the face...
I mean, there's a face in your neck. I mean, woods.
Neck of the woods. The reason I'm here is 'cause I...
Well, I heard a little tumor, rumor...
I heard a rumor that you could, well,
give me a harmless virus kind of thing...
that might be able to slow down the Slaughter Race game?
Oh, yeah.
My cousin Gordon told me that you wanted to crash it.
Crash it? No!
No, no, no.
I don't want anyone getting hurt.
If there's a way to just, I don't know...
just make the cars go slow or something...
so the game is boring...
and my friend comes back home to me.
Allow me to introduce you to Arthur.
Easy there, boy.
He's keen.
Arthur's what I call an insecurity virus.
Means he looks for little flaws and weaknesses
that make a program insecure.
You release him into that Slaughter Race game,
Arthur will find some defect in the code.
Then he'll copy that defect
and spread it all over the game...
until everything becomes, quote, unquote, "boring"...
just like you wanted.
Okay.
Just to be super clear here...
no one gets hurt, right?
Are you stupid?
Well, uh...
Because the only way anyone gets hurt...
is if you are stupid.
All you have to do...
is make sure the virus stays in Slaughter Race.
Right. Don't be stupid.
Make sure it doesn't get out of Slaughter Race.
Goiter it. Gah!
- Got it! Got it. - Get out!
Thank you, you're a cyst face.
- Out! - I mean, assistance.
Thank you for your cyst face... Assistance.
- Get out! - Goodbye!
Ah! Fiddlesticks! Well, that's game.
Ah, beginner's luck.
Come on, kid. I know a hustle when I see one.
- Player's on the way. - Thanks, Bob.
- Let's roll! - Game faces on, guys.
Show time. You ready for your first race?
Um, yeah. I think so.
Hey, don't be nervous. You're gonna be great.
Yeah, no, I know. I'll be fine.
Mmm. You didn't tell Ralph yet, did you?
Not exactly.
Come on, V. He's your best friend.
You gotta let him know
you're planning on staying here for a while.
I know. But he's gonna get really upset.
Yeah, he might, but you guys...
you'll talk, you'll work it out, you'll figure it out.
Yeah, but what if we don't?
What if his feelings get hurt so bad...
he won't wanna be my friend anymore?
Look. All friendships change...
but the good ones...
they get stronger because of it.
Uh, Shank, I hate to bother you...
but the player is waiting.
I'm not gonna tell you what to do, kid.
It's your call.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
Let's race.
Scanning for insecurities.
"Precious Car-go."
Deliver the car to Bert's Chop Shop...
but watch out for Shank and her crew.
Power drift into a drift jump!
- I saw it! You're amazing! - Thank you.
Scanning for insecurities.
Looks like we're not finished. Come on, V.
Ralph?
Okay. Relax. Relax!
I'll just call him after the race.
It'll be okay. Ralph will be fine.
Insecurity detected.
Copying insecurity.
Distributing insecurity.
Distributing...
What is happening?
What's going on, Spamley?
The whole place is going crazy.
I thought that virus was just supposed to slow down her car.
It was. It must've found something real unstable in there.
It's her glitch.
Game reboot begins in 60 seconds.
Hey, Ralph, you can't go in there. They're gonna reboot the game...
and anything that doesn't belong in there will be deleted.
Yeah, and if I don't get her outta there,
Vanellope's gonna die!
Come on, kid. The game's crashing. Let's go.
I think it's my glitch.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to destroy your game.
We'll be fine, but your code isn't part of this game.
We got to get you out of here now. Follow me to the exit.
Oh, no, no!
Kid!
Kid, where are you?
The server is rebooting, Ralph.
Both of you have to get out of here now.
Kid, I got you. I got you.
Game reboot...
in five, four, three...
two, one.
Reboot in progress.
Come on, Vanellope. Wake up.
Come on. Don't leave me, kid.
Ralph?
Oh. There you are. You okay, kid?
Ralph, I messed up so bad.
No. No, you didn't, it's okay.
This is all because of me and my glitch.
I should've just stayed with you...
instead of following some stupid dream.
I've ruined everything.
No, kid, no.
Ah, look. I didn't mean for it to happen like this.
It was not supposed to be this bad.
You didn't mean for what to happen?
I mighta, kinda sorta put a...
harmless little virus in the game.
A virus?
You did this?
I wouldn't have done anything
if I hadn't heard you tell Shank...
that you wanted to live in Slaughter Race forever.
So you were spying on me?
Hey. You're not exactly innocent here.
You were gonna ditch everybody and abandon Sugar Rush.
Oh, please. I'm one of 16 racers.
They'd never miss me.
What about me?
Why would I ever spend another second with you...
after what you did?
No!
No.
Vanellope, where are you going?
Wherever you're not.
Wait a minute. I can explain.
No! You will not follow me.
Vanellope, please...
A friend would never do what you did. Never!
So you leave me alone!
Vanellope, no, no, no! Please!
Please! What did I do?
Scanning for insecurities.
Vanellope, come on, don't leave me!
Insecurity detected.
Copying insecurity.
Oh, no, no, no.
Distributing insecurity.
Come on.
Where is it?
Oh, no.
You are such an idiot.
What is your problem, Ralph? I told you, don't follow me.
Friend?
Cut that out. You're scaring me.
- Friend! - Huh? Whoa!
- What the...? - Friend?
Friend!
Sweet mother of Ralph!
In breaking news, the Internet is under assault...
as a massive denial-of-service attack...
crashes servers across the web.
The Wreck-It Ralph virus is fast-moving and destructive.
Friend? Huh?
Friend?
Experts are still trying to understand who or what
the virus's intended target may be.
Friend.
Friend!
I found 130 results for
"Where does my high school girlfriend live now?"
You're welcome.
- Mr. KnowsMore! - Hmm.
Oh, delightful!
You're that courteous little cherub who says "please" and "thank you."
What can KnowsMore help you find today?
There's a whole...
Whole Foods, a hole in the ozone...
A Whole Lotta Love by British rockers Led Zeppelin?
No! No! There's a whole bunch of Ralphs chasing me.
Friend...
This would probably be an appropriate time
for me to shutter my site.
How long you think before they get in here?
Precisely one second.
Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Hey, hey, hey! It's me! It's the real me!
Ow!
- Ralph? - My apologies.
I followed those things here.
I think they're looking for you, kid.
Yeah, you think? What did you do?
I'm so sorry. I don't how this happened.
Well, I think it's fairly obvious.
It happened because an insecurity virus cloned...
all of your needy, clingy, self-destructive behavior.
The very behavior which left unchecked can destroy friendships...
and in this particular case, the entire Internet!
KnowsMore! You have all the answers.
Official query...
what do I do if clones of me
are trying to capture my friend? Search.
I find two results for your query.
Either you put all the clones in therapy.
Not very realistic.
Or, the anti-virus district is surrounded
by a gate made from security software.
If Vanellope could somehow lead all of the clones through the gate...
they would be deleted all at once.
Sort of a co-dependent pied piper situation.
Wait. We know a pied piper.
- We do? - Yesss.
- Who? - Yesss!
Yeah, but who is it?
Oh, you mean Yesss!
Thanks for your help, KnowsMore.
It's a bit of an empty gesture at this point, wouldn't you say?
Guess I forgot to tell Ralph
that when you break the Internet...
you don't literally have to break the Internet.
I can't believe he did this.
Yeah, well, I mean, dude obviously made
some real questionable choices here.
But he also made a bee pun to save his best friend's game...
so what can I say, kid, life's complicated.
You ready to pied the piper?
Yoo-hoo! Up here!
It's me, your bestest friend in the whole wide world...
who you can't live without!
Friend!
Wow, from up here I can see how I do come across as...
needy, and clingy,
and self-destructive like KnowsMore said.
Listen, kid...
I don't blame you for not wanting to be my friend anymore.
I never said I didn't want to be your friend.
I said you were acting like a bad friend. Which you were.
I know I was, but I...
Hey, my babies!
That's the anti-virus district straight ahead. Whoo!
All right, to be continued, okay?
Whoo-hoo! We're gonna make it!
You guys okay?
I'm fine!
Yeah, all good. Look, we can still do this.
Come on, big man. Help me turn this thing over.
Uh, guys?
Friend?
That is unsettling.
Friend.
Get Vanellope out of here now.
What about you, Ralph?
Just go. I got a date with the man in the mirror.
Hey, you!
You keep away from her!
I'm gonna wreck it!
She's not your friend!
She's my friend!
Here it is, this way.
Come on, kid. We gotta move.
Eeeee-oh-boy!
No!
Vanellope!
Hey! Let go of me!
- Kid! - Ralph!
Hey!
Hey, get back here!
You put her down!
Vanellope!
You know, you're acting like a real bad guy here!
No!
Well, you are!
And I will never be your friend!
Hey, doofus!
Ralph!
Catch me if you can, you big dummy!
I got you, little sister.
Now go! Get out of here!
- Ralph! - Go!
No! Don't hurt him!
Please, no!
Stop it! You're squishing him!
You're gonna kill my best friend!
Fine! You win! You win, okay?
Just please put him down.
I'll be your only friend, okay?
Just let him go.
No! No, kid.
That's it. That's it. Yeah.
Put him down and I'll go with you...
and we'll be best friends forever.
Just me and you.
That's what you want, right?
Well, that's not what I want!
It's not right to hold a friend back from her dreams!
You don't own her!
That's not how friendship works!
You need to let her go!
Hey.
You need to let her go.
I know. It's gonna hurt a little bit when you do.
Oh, who am I kidding? It's gonna hurt a lot.
But you're gonna be okay.
And we're gonna be okay.
Right, kid?
Of course we are. Always.
See? No matter where she goes...
or where she lives...
she's always gonna be our friend.
And we just gotta trust her.
Because that's what best friends do.
Right?
Thanks, buddy.
Wow!
I feel good about this.
Ralph, look!
I think you fixed your insecurity!
You're right.
Ralph, no!
Park it right here, Ralph!
Your ol' pal JP Spamley's gotcha!
Wow, that didn't work.
Look up there!
It's a big strong man in need of rescuing.
Oh, thanks, Frogger.
Wait a minute.
Who are all of you?
We're friends of Vanellope's.
Yeah, and any friend of Vanellope's
is a friend of ours.
You're welcome.
Ralph!
Looking good, big fella!
Heyo!
This dress is not made for a big boy.
It's going right up the back alley there.
Let me just make a little adjustment.
There we go.
Internet users are breathing a collective sigh of relief tonight.
Just as mysteriously as it appeared,
the Wreck-It Ralph virus has vanished.
You know what I just realized?
The sun never rises or sets here...
because everything's always on.
Well, now, isn't that an astute observation?
I know, right?
You know, other than KnowsMore,
I'm probably the smartest guy on the Internet.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yo, V. We're about to come back online. You ready?
Be right there!
Hey, Ralph, don't be a stranger!
Well, I can't be much stranger than you, Shank.
Oh. That's a good dad joke.
Hey, don't forget.
You know Shank added my code and everything,
so I'll be able to regenerate. I'm gonna be totally safe.
No, I know. It's gonna be great.
You found your dream game.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
So, uh...
I guess I should probably head in there now, you know?
Oh, before you go, I wanted to give you this.
Oh, I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph.
No, no. It's okay.
Now we can both have a half. See?
Yeah!
I love you so much.
I'm really gonna miss you.
I'm gonna miss you too, kid.
I really am.
All right.
Okay, getting a little clingy on me, here.
Go on. Get out of here.
The world's waiting for you, kid.
I'll be honest,
it still feels kind of weird around here.
I mean, a lot has changed.
Even though we got that steering wheel
and saved Sugar Rush...
it's never really gonna be the same.
For one thing, the racers aren't even that obnoxious anymore.
Oh, golly. I'm sorry you didn't win, Taffyta.
Pfft! Our friendship is much more important to me
than winning, Rancis.
Losing builds character!
Everyone's a winner, Taffyta.
Felix dan Calhoun, as goofy as they are,
they turned out to be pretty great parents.
I gotta hand it to you two,
how on earth did you tame those things?
It's simple, Surge.
The key to parenting is...
And then what you do is...
And that is the secret to raising perfect children.
Wow, I wish every parent could hear that.
I'm keeping busy, too.
I finally joined Zangief's book club.
Good point, Bison. And how about you, Ralph?
Do you feel Dostoyevsky
intended to make narrator unreliable?
I do and I don't.
You do, and you don't.
Duality. That's really deep, Ralph.
Thanks, Sonic.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Oh. And we got this new thing we do every Friday night...
where we all go and hang out in a different game.
I actually hosted this week.
Heyo! Hope you're all hungry. I made burnt pie.
What's burnt pie, Wreck-It?
Oh, it's just a pie that you burn. You can use any pie.
You just leave it in the oven too long.
Yeah, we really do have a lot of fun.
I guess that's pretty much all the news I got for you.
Oh, man, your stories never disappoint, Ralph.
I just wish we could hang out sooner.
Yeah. Me, too.
When did you say you were getting those days off?
Uh, our upgrade starts on January 25th,
so, like, two months from now.
Oh, that'll go by in a flash. Oh, speaking of which...
you want me to bring you anything from home when I come visit?
Oh! You know what I cannot find anywhere on the Internet?
A halfway decent BurgerTime burger.
I've been talking them up to Shank and the crew.
And honestly, I think they're starting to think
I'm making it up.
All right, consider it done.
I'll bring you guys a truckload.
Well, sun's coming up already.
Guess I better get to it.
Yeah, me too.
Talk next week?
I shall await your call, madam.
Then, adieu, adieu, farting is such sweet sorrow.
So long, stinkbrain.
Bye, kid.
Hey. You doing okay there, Ralph?
Yeah, I am, actually. I'm doing great.
Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy.
Hey, Mo, did you like the movie, sweetie?
Well, there was a scene in the trailer...
that wasn't in the movie...
and that makes me sad.
Aw, that's too bad.
Maybe playing your game will cheer you up.
Okay.
Pancake.
Milkshake.
Pancake. Pancake.
Milkshake.
Ooh, ooh, ooh. I wanna try, I wanna try!
My turn, my turn!
Pancake. Milkshake.
Milkshake. Milkshake.
Pancake. Pancake.
Milkshake. Milkshake.
I'm starting to understand why people like this game.
Very zen.
Hey, everybody, look what I found!
- More pancakes! - Sweet!
Let's speed it up. Pancake, pancake, pancake.
Eat, little bunny. Eat, eat, eat!
Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while.
No, the kitty gets the milkshake.
The bunny gets the pancake.